Husband Jokes

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We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, ma'am

We would've come earlier,

But your husband wasn't dead then
We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, ma'am

We would've come earlier,

But your husband wasn't dead then


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Remember: pick a husband who has a disgusting, bulbous skull, NOT one who looks like vampire Ted Cruz
Remember: pick a husband who has a disgusting, bulbous skull, NOT one who looks like vampire Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Jokes,  Funny Vampire Jokes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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To my future husband

Sorry I'm insane
To my future husband

Sorry I'm insane


Memes,  Crazy Woman Jokes,  
    
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husband got excited thinking i was touching myself under the covers but i was actually just opening a kit kat i didn't wanna share.
husband got excited thinking i was touching myself under the covers but i was actually just opening a kit kat i didn't wanna share.

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"All I said was, 'I'm wrong.'"
"All I said was, 'I'm wrong.'"

Best Marriage Jokes,  Jokes About Marriage,  
    
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husband "helped" me bake cookies
husband "helped" me bake cookies

Funny Pictures,  Cookie Jokes,  Cookie Memes,  
    
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What you imagine when you hear the words

"Work husband"
What you imagine when you hear the words

"Work husband"


Memes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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Aunt: "Watch your mouh."

Me: "Watch your husband."

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Aunt: "Watch your mouh."

Me: "Watch your husband."

#ChristmasClapBack


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When you're 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.
When you're 60, nothing works like it used to, especially not my husband.

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Jokes On Getting Older,  
    
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i hate it when a   husband s up my  for the night. what a
i hate it when a husband s up my for the night. what a

Funny Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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husband makes ty coffee

drinks it anyway because he's trying
husband makes ty coffee

drinks it anyway because he's trying


Memes,  Coffee Jokes,  
    
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When my husband come home from work, claims he's totally not tired and insists on watching the baby so I can nap.

Don't know if he means it

Or is just saying that because he loves me.
When my husband come home from work, claims he's totally not tired and insists on watching the baby so I can nap.

Don't know if he means it

Or is just saying that because he loves me.


Memes,  Wife Humor,  
    
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This is what happens when your husband joins Pinterest.
This is what happens when your husband joins Pinterest.

Memes,  Pinterest Jokes,  Pinterest Fail,  
    
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my husband is an le
my husband is an le

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