Husband Wife Dirty Jokes

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*when i think of my future marriage*
*when i think of my future marriage*

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a pornstar just told me she gets 18000 for anal

felt bad about my wife, she doesn't even get a warning
a pornstar just told me she gets 18000 for anal

felt bad about my wife, she doesn't even get a warning


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started trading my husband s for mages

got 4 awesome back rubs this week
started trading my husband s for mages

got 4 awesome back rubs this week


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sexting wife

sends to mom
sexting wife

sends to mom


Memes,  Sexting Jokes,  
    
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happy father's day to my favorite filf.

love, your favorite milf
happy father's day to my favorite filf.

love, your favorite milf


Funny Ecards,  Milf Jokes,  
    
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happy father's day to a man w loves my cleae as much as i do.
happy father's day to a man w loves my cleae as much as i do.

Funny Ecards,  Fathers Day Quotes Funny,  
    
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my wife insisted i put it together even tugh the baby is way too young to use it. it's been 3 days and she still hasn't noticed...
my wife insisted i put it together even tugh the baby is way too young to use it. it's been 3 days and she still hasn't noticed...

Meme,  Parent Fail,  
    
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hey baby, can you feel my giant ?

i can feel your regular sized small .
hey baby, can you feel my giant ?

i can feel your regular sized small .


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after 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a  on her!

she said "explain the  ?"

he said "explain the kids !"
after 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a on her!

she said "explain the ?"

he said "explain the kids !"


Joke,  Humorous Stories,  
    
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whats that white powder on your ?

it's aspirin for your headache! w do you want it? orally or as a suppository
whats that white powder on your ?

it's aspirin for your headache! w do you want it? orally or as a suppository


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A Sindhi is walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 1,000 Rupees.

"No, not worth it Sai!"

"OK, how about 500 Rupees?"

"No, not worth it Sai!"

"OK, 200?"

"No, not worth it!"

"How about 100?"

"No, not worth it!"

"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"

"Ade baba, the pills are worth it, it's my wife is not worth it."


Sindhi Jokes,  Viagra Jokes,  Funny Disses  
    
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w's guilty here?

a wife is dreaming in bed, she suddenly wakes up and suts, "quick, my husband is me!" her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.
w's guilty here?

a wife is dreaming in bed, she suddenly wakes up and suts, "quick, my husband is me!" her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.


Guilt Jokes,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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i told him i wanted a baby

he said "insufficient gold"
i told him i wanted a baby

he said "insufficient gold"


Gold Jokes,  Internet Husband Meme,  
    
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i told him to cose between the computer and sex with me

he said, "there's always pornhub and my hand"
i told him to cose between the computer and sex with me

he said, "there's always pornhub and my hand"


Website Jokes,  Short Adult Jokes,  
    
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told him i would do anything he wanted tonight 

he said he already found a porn star that looks like me
told him i would do anything he wanted tonight

he said he already found a porn star that looks like me


Internet Husband Meme,  
    
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