Hypocrite Jokes

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Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money.

Boss: Can you stay an extra 5 minutes?

Me:
Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money.

Boss: Can you stay an extra 5 minutes?

Me:


Memes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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When I'm cursing him out vs when he slightly raises his voice at me
When I'm cursing him out vs when he slightly raises his voice at me

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Nicki Minaj Meme,  
    
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Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"
Me to me: "We gotta lose this weight sis. We been slacking."

Me to myself: *Chews unhealthy ass food* "Yes girl. When do we start!??"


Memes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me- Im def not the jealous type

*Sees bae interactin w another girl*

Also me-
Me- Im def not the jealous type

*Sees bae interactin w another girl*

Also me-


Memes,  Jealousy Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I'm so over him he's not coming back in my life ok he's a horrible person I've wasted enough of my life"

Him: *at 2:35* hey

Me:
Me: "I'm so over him he's not coming back in my life ok he's a horrible person I've wasted enough of my life"

Him: *at 2:35* hey

Me:


Memes,  Females Be Like,  
    
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Me telling my friends to cut a guy off vs. when they tell me to cut a guy off
Me telling my friends to cut a guy off vs. when they tell me to cut a guy off

Memes,  Advice Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm really trying to lose weight

Also me:
Me: I'm really trying to lose weight

Also me:


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  Eating Memes,  
    
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Me: I'm tired of being single

Someone I don't want: Let me change that

Me:
Me: I'm tired of being single

Someone I don't want: Let me change that

Me:


Memes,  Being Single Jokes,  
    
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When he say "dont worry about her" then when yall break up they together
When he say "dont worry about her" then when yall break up they together

Memes,  Break Up Jokes,  Annoying People Jokes,  
    
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Me: Omg this Snapchat update is so dangerous people can stalk you and see where u live

Also me:
Me: Omg this Snapchat update is so dangerous people can stalk you and see where u live

Also me:


Memes,  Lurking Meme,  
    
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Me judging people for making the same mistake I recently learned to stop making
Me judging people for making the same mistake I recently learned to stop making

Memes,  Ironic Joke,  
    
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Y'all mad at this but

Didn't give a damn about this
Y'all mad at this but

Didn't give a damn about this


Memes,  Anti Trump Meme,  Anti Obama Jokes,  
    
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When people who bullied you in highschool suddenly care about how bullying effects people.
When people who bullied you in highschool suddenly care about how bullying effects people.

Memes,  High School Jokes,  Bully Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I need to start saving money"

Me when I get paid
Me: "I need to start saving money"

Me when I get paid


Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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Me: I'm so done with him. This is too toxic. He's satan.

Him: Hi.

Me:

Come to me my little angel muffin.
Me: I'm so done with him. This is too toxic. He's satan.

Him: Hi.

Me:

Come to me my little angel muffin.


Memes,  Jokes About Relationships,  
    
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