Hypocrite Jokes

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When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage, but you're standing in their wedding photo
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage, but you're standing in their wedding photo

Memes,  Celibacy Jokes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Conservatives when a bakery wont serve a couple for being gay

Conservatives when a restaurant wont serve them wearing a MAFA hat
Conservatives when a bakery wont serve a couple for being gay

Conservatives when a restaurant wont serve them wearing a MAFA hat


Memes,  Conservative Memes,  Irony Jokes,  
    
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her:  , bum , broke  no good  !

him: ..

her:
her: , bum , broke no good !

him: ..

her:


Memes,  Insulting Jokes,  Pikachu Meme,  
    
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Republicans: Stop having kids you can't afford!

Millennials: *not having kids they can't afford*

Republicans
Republicans: Stop having kids you can't afford!

Millennials: *not having kids they can't afford*

Republicans


Memes,  Jokes About The Economy,  Pikachu Meme,  
    
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Me: "No one ever text s me"

*get a text*

Me: "wtf do you want"
Me: "No one ever text s me"

*get a text*

Me: "wtf do you want"


Memes,  Jokes About Texting,  Anti Social Jokes,  
    
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Girls love to say "get off your phone" after they've been on theirs for half an hour and now want your attention
Girls love to say "get off your phone" after they've been on theirs for half an hour and now want your attention

Memes,  Jokes About Girls,  Cell Phone Addiction,  
    
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Me driving: If u don't move I'll hit you idc

Me walking: What r they gonna do lol hit me
Me driving: If u don't move I'll hit you idc

Me walking: What r they gonna do lol hit me


Memes,  Funny Driving Quotes,  Walking Jokes,  
    
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Me: I don't have time for workplace drama I'm here for a paycheck also me when my coworker says she's annoyed w someone we work with:
Me: I don't have time for workplace drama I'm here for a paycheck also me when my coworker says she's annoyed w someone we work with:

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Me: I'm never flying Frontier or Spirit ever again!

email; Round trip to Miami for $60!!!

Me:
Me: I'm never flying Frontier or Spirit ever again!

email; Round trip to Miami for $60!!!

Me:


Memes,  Flying Jokes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'll do anything to cure my insomnia."

Expert: "Limit caffeine or alcohol or screen time."

Me: "I shall forever suffer in the cruel, incurable grasp of insomnia."
Me: I'll do anything to cure my insomnia."

Expert: "Limit caffeine or alcohol or screen time."

Me: "I shall forever suffer in the cruel, incurable grasp of insomnia."


Memes,  Funny Insomnia Quotes,  
    
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Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up

Me to hundreds of strangers online: Anyway I'm horny and suicidal
Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up

Me to hundreds of strangers online: Anyway I'm horny and suicidal


Memes,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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me leaving the party with the boy that i spent the enter pregame talking  about
me leaving the party with the boy that i spent the enter pregame talking about

Memes,  Fuckboy Jokes,  
    
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Girl: He has to be 6ft, stable job, drive etc

Me: I'd prefer that she ain't fat

Girls:
Girl: He has to be 6ft, stable job, drive etc

Me: I'd prefer that she ain't fat

Girls:


Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Me making dun of vegans vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry
Me making dun of vegans vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry

Memes,  Vegan Jokes,  Meat Jokes,  
    
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The "I can't afford to pay for my kids school lunch and we can barely make ends meet" starter pack
The "I can't afford to pay for my kids school lunch and we can barely make ends meet" starter pack

Memes,  Money Jokes,  Parental Fail,  
    
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