Hypocrite Jokes

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Me: I'll do anything to cure my insomnia." Expert: "Limit caffeine or alcohol or screen time." Me: "I shall forever suffer in the cruel, incurable grasp of insomnia."
Me: I'll do anything to cure my insomnia."

Expert: "Limit caffeine or alcohol or screen time."

Me: "I shall forever suffer in the cruel, incurable grasp of insomnia."

Memes,  Funny Insomnia Quotes,  
    
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Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up Me to hundreds of strangers online: Anyway I'm horny and suicidal
Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up

Me to hundreds of strangers online: Anyway I'm horny and suicidal

Memes,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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me leaving the party with the boy that i spent the enter pregame talking about
me leaving the party with the boy that i spent the enter pregame talking about

Memes,  Fuckboy Jokes,  
    
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Girl: He has to be 6ft, stable job, drive etc Me: I'd prefer that she ain't fat Girls:
Girl: He has to be 6ft, stable job, drive etc

Me: I'd prefer that she ain't fat

Girls:

Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Me making dun of vegans vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry
Me making dun of vegans vs me watching a documentary on the meat industry

Memes,  Vegan Jokes,  Meat Jokes,  
    
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The "I can't afford to pay for my kids school lunch and we can barely make ends meet" starter pack
The "I can't afford to pay for my kids school lunch and we can barely make ends meet" starter pack

Memes,  Money Jokes,  Parental Fail,  
    
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If you see me spending $5,85 on a drink at Starbucks even tho I was just complaining about being broke like yesterday, mind ur business
If you see me spending $5,85 on a drink at Starbucks even tho I was just complaining about being broke like yesterday, mind ur business

Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  Nosey People Jokes,  
    
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All the girls who used to bully Emo/Got gilrs getting ready before they go out in 2018 Are we gothic enough?
All the girls who used to bully Emo/Got gilrs getting ready before they go out in 2018

Are we gothic enough?

Memes,  Funny One Liners On Girls,  Goth Meme,  
    
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a friends can make him unattractive, lol like w you hang with a group of clowns & expect me to think you not a part of the circus but yall expect them to believe you not a e when you hand around with ya e friends
a friends can make him unattractive, lol like w you hang with a group of clowns & expect me to think you not a part of the circus

but yall expect them to believe you not a e when you hand around with ya e friends

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Friends,  
    
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When she tells you she wants a "good man" and then you see her in the V.I.P with the drug dealers
When she tells you she wants a "good man" and then you see her in the V.I.P with the drug dealers

Memes,  Ned Flanders Meme,  
    
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why do guys gst you, but still watch your story. like u didn't want me, stop looking at me
why do guys gst you, but still watch your story. like u didn't want me, stop looking at me

Memes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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Starbucks bans straws to cut down on single use plastics. Replaces with paper straws wrapped in single plasti......neverminf.
Starbucks bans straws to cut down on single use plastics. Replaces with paper straws wrapped in single plasti......neverminf.

Memes,  Starbucks Jokes,  
    
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Me @ $2 sandwich: It's affordable but is it filling? If it's filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money... Me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy
Me @ $2 sandwich: It's affordable but is it filling? If it's filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money...


Me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy

Memes,  Funny Ironic Jokes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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How dare you not invite me to something I would have made an excuse to not go and stay home anyway.
How dare you not invite me to something I would have made an excuse to not go and stay home anyway.

Memes,  Planning Jokes,  
    
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Black People: "Black Lives Matter" White People: "All Lives Matter" Refugees & Illegal Immigrants: "So we can stay?" White people:
Black People: "Black Lives Matter"

White People: "All Lives Matter"

Refugees & Illegal Immigrants: "So we can stay?"

White people:

Memes,  Black Lives Matter Meme,  Immigrant Jokes,  
    
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