Hysterical One Liners

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When somebody drop money from a distance I step on it like......
When somebody drop money from a distance I step on it like......

Memes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  Funny Money Images,  
    
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Yo Mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back!
Yo Mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back!

Funny Jokes,  Hairy Jokes,  Back Jokes,  
    
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I wish I could put some people on mute
I wish I could put some people on mute

Funny Quotes,  Best Disses Ever,  
    
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Doesn't matter how prepared you are, the Pillsbury biscuit can will always scare you when you open it.
Doesn't matter how prepared you are, the Pillsbury biscuit can will always scare you when you open it.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Food Quotes,  Scary Jokes,  
    
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Working

Get paid as much as possible for doing as little as possible.
Working

Get paid as much as possible for doing as little as possible.


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Work Posters,  
    
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I'm having an 'out of coffee' experience.
I'm having an 'out of coffee' experience.

Funny Jokes,  Coffee Joke,  Aunty Acid,  Funny Best Jokes,  
    
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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

1 Liner Jokes,  100 Funny Jokes,  
    
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I really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever.

Cell Phone Jokes,  Old School Jokes,  
    
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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.


Robber Jokes,  Ocean Jokes,  Sea Jokes,  
    
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!


Frog Jokes,  Toad Jokes,  Riddle Jokes,  
    
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What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!


Leg Jokes,  Nose Puns,  Aardvark Jokes,  
    
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Coffee Jokes,  Coffee Humor,  Tea Puns,  
    
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What should you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off....


    
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Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.


Car Puns,  Driver Jokes,  Driving Puns,  
    
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When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

Parking Jokes,  Car Puns,  Bored Jokes,  
    
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