Ice Cream Joke

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Opens ice cream shop

Only sells shakes
Opens ice cream shop

Only sells shakes


Michael J Fox Jokes,  Messed Up Jokes,  
    
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When someone says money can't buy happiness and you show them the happiness you just bought
When someone says money can't buy happiness and you show them the happiness you just bought

Memes,  Money Humor,  Happiness Jokes,  
    
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me: can i get some ice cr--

worker: "can i get some ice cream" head. you know  well that our machine is down.
me: can i get some ice cr--

worker: "can i get some ice cream" head. you know well that our machine is down.


Memes,  Cardi B Meme,  Drive Thru Jokes,  
    
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? 

Not being retarded (or ice cream)!
What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded (or ice cream)!


Special Olympics Jokes,  Funny Offensive Jokes,  
    
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The UPS is truck is the adult equivalent to an ice cream truck
The UPS is truck is the adult equivalent to an ice cream truck

Funny Jokes,  Ups Jokes,  
    
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would you like an extra cherry

on your  sundae
would you like an extra cherry

on your sundae


Cherry Jokes,  Evil Baby Meme,  
    
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After I eat spicy food I like to follow it up with ice cream.

Come on ice cream!!!!!!
After I eat spicy food I like to follow it up with ice cream.

Come on ice cream!!!!!!


After Dinner Jokes,  Ice Cream Jokes,  
    
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Don't you just hate it

When battered women get in the way of your favourite ice cream?
Don't you just hate it

When battered women get in the way of your favourite ice cream?


Battered Wife Jokes,  Crying Jokes,  
    
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When I own an ice cream truck this is the selection chart I'm pasting to the side of it
When I own an ice cream truck this is the selection chart I'm pasting to the side of it

Memes,  Gucci Mane Jokes,  
    
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But dad, when Bernie Sanders becomes president, won't he provide ice cream for everyone?

Yes son, but he's going to eat 90% of yours
But dad, when Bernie Sanders becomes president, won't he provide ice cream for everyone?

Yes son, but he's going to eat 90% of yours


Bernie Sanders Meme,  Finding Neverland Meme,  Jokes About Taxes,  
    
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when you make him buy an ice cream cone you can see what that tongue do
when you make him buy an ice cream cone you can see what that tongue do

Memes,  Bill Clinton Meme,  Hilary Clinton Meme,  
    
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When you pull up to the drive-thru at McDonald's and they say "our ice-cream machine down."
When you pull up to the drive-thru at McDonald's and they say "our ice-cream machine down."

Lil Mama Crying,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  Fast Food Fails,  
    
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I've heard of the ice cream man...

But the Barbecue man?"
I've heard of the ice cream man...

But the Barbecue man?"


Memes,  Ice Cream Memes,  
    
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In an interview, Hillary Clinton said she likes nearly every flavor of ice cream. When he heard this, Chris Christie said, "Hey, she stole my speech."
In an interview, Hillary Clinton said she likes nearly every flavor of ice cream. When he heard this, Chris Christie said, "Hey, she stole my speech."

Funny Jokes,  Hilary Clinton Jokes,  Chris Christie Jokes,  
    
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What do you call the enzyme that breaks down ice cream?

Haagendase
What do you call the enzyme that breaks down ice cream?

Haagendase


Memes,  Enzyme Jokes,  Ice Cream Puns,  
    
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