Ice Cream Jokes

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My husband just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage
My husband just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage

Memes,  New Husband Wife Jokes,  Funny Divorce Sayings,  
    
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Just spent $8 on ice cream wasn't very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn't very good so I'm used to waste
Just spent $8 on ice cream wasn't very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn't very good so I'm used to waste

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Love,  
    
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If you say you're too full to go get ice cream after eating dinner in the summer, you are weak & natural selection is coming for you
If you say you're too full to go get ice cream after eating dinner in the summer, you are weak & natural selection is coming for you

Memes,  Funny Insulting Quotes,  
    
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McDonald's new ice cream is like a McFlurry in a cone
McDonald's new ice cream is like a McFlurry in a cone

Memes,  Mcdonalds Fail,  
    
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"Can I get a McFlurry, please"

"Sorry, our ice cream machine is brok-"

"How?! How is it always broken?!
"Can I get a McFlurry, please"

"Sorry, our ice cream machine is brok-"

"How?! How is it always broken?!


Memes,  Bill Belichick Jokes,  
    
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This Woman Brought Ice Cream To McDonalds Because Their Machine Is Always Out
social media star "tokyo vanity" brings ice cream to mcdonald's when their machine is down and the posts go viral.

Food,  Lol,  Humor,  Funny News This Week,  
    
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Gets wisdom teeth removed

Gets to eat ice-cream for dinner
Gets wisdom teeth removed

Gets to eat ice-cream for dinner


Success Kid Meme (theme),  Fist Pump Baby (theme),  
    
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Just got wisdom teeth removed 

Can only eat exorbitant amount of ice cream
Just got wisdom teeth removed

Can only eat exorbitant amount of ice cream


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  1st World Problems,  
    
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When I eat Ben & Jerry's ice cream I pretend it is a digsite

And the chunks of ingredients are archaeological finds
When I eat Ben & Jerry's ice cream I pretend it is a digsite

And the chunks of ingredients are archaeological finds


Archaeologist Jokes,  Animal Memes,  
    
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your girl goes out and you see the ice cream on the counter. wyd?
your girl goes out and you see the ice cream on the counter. wyd?

Memes,  Ice Cream Memes,  
    
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wyoming.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Wyoming.

Wyoming State Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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After I eat spicy food I like to follow it up with ice cream.

Come on ice cream!!!!!!
After I eat spicy food I like to follow it up with ice cream.

Come on ice cream!!!!!!


After Dinner Jokes,  Ice Cream Joke,  
    
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I bet their ice cream machine still broke
I bet their ice cream machine still broke

Memes,  Mcdonalds Memes,  
    
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Me: I'm just going to have one scoop
Me: I'm just going to have one scoop

Memes,  Ice Cream Meme,  
    
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