Inappropriate Pick Up Lines

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Here we have added inappropriate pick up lines. Most of the pick up lines here are down right creepy and way out of line like, "Baby, are you a motherboard? Cause I'd 'ram' you all night long", "Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second

Mind if I join in?" and "You make me wetter than my efforts to raise awareness for ALS." are just a few examples of just how sleazy they can get. There are some very suggestive ones that may not be safe for work so you may want to be careful where you open some of these.

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Let me just weave into this conversation. Get it, like your hair. My name's Doug.
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Let me just weave into this conversation. Get it, like your hair. My name's Doug.

Memes,  Racist Jokes Black People,  Hair Weave Jokes,  
    
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we just met and this is crazy

lets get to work and pop your cherry
we just met and this is crazy

lets get to work and pop your cherry


Cherry Jokes,  Hey I Just Met You Meme,  
    
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this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i've ever seen
this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i've ever seen

Memes,  Funny Sayings On T-shirts,  Lmfao,  
    
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im not mr. right

but ill  you till he gets here
im not mr. right

but ill you till he gets here


Funny Pictures,  
    
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ey gurl, you like juric park?

cuz you can park jur  over here
ey gurl, you like juric park?

cuz you can park jur over here


Jurassic Park Meme,  
    
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are you a butcher?

because id like you to beat my meat, if you know what i mean
are you a butcher?

because id like you to beat my meat, if you know what i mean


Butcher Jokes,  Funny Mr Bean,  Meat Puns,  
    
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"is my ina crying or are you just sexy?"
"is my ina crying or are you just sexy?"

Vagina Meme,  Sexy Memes,  Crying Meme,  
    
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"are you a candle?  because i'm going to blow you."
"are you a candle? because i'm going to blow you."

Pick Up Lines For Ladies,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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pe you brought your costco card

because you're about to get this  in bulk
pe you brought your costco card

because you're about to get this in bulk


Memes,  Costco Jokes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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when a  boy says " with a real "
when a boy says " with a real "

Memes,  Rihanna Meme,  
    
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stop swimming in my eyes

and follow the leto-brick road to my !
stop swimming in my eyes

and follow the leto-brick road to my !


Memes,  Jared Leto Meme,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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chloroform

the best pick-up line
chloroform

the best pick-up line


Memes,  Chloroform Jokes,  
    
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when ya crush come over and ask where she can sit
when ya crush come over and ask where she can sit

Memes,  Crush Jokes,  
    
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baby, are you a motherboard?

cause i'd 'ram' you all night long
baby, are you a motherboard?

cause i'd 'ram' you all night long


Memes,  Classic Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second

mind if i join in?
billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second

mind if i join in?


Memes,  Science Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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