Insect Puns

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"I can't understand it, Doc, I feel sluggish all the time."
"I can't understand it, Doc, I feel sluggish all the time."

Doctor Jokes,  Slug Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Relatable Posts,  Mosquito Jokes,  Silly People Quotes,  
    
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They go around letting people know that they have a "bug" on their shirt.

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The Letter B Prank
They go around letting people know that they have a "bug" on their shirt.

Pranks,  Bee Jokes,  Very Funny Clips,  
    
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Bugs are so rude they just land on u and completely violate ur personal space like wtf is ur problem man

Funny Bug Jokes,  Bug Jokes,  Top 100 Jokes  
    
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Come here little bug let me kill you...OH SHIT IT FLIES!

Jokes About Bugs,  Bug Humor,  Flies Jokes  
    
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What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

A tick falls off of you when you die.


Good Lawyer Jokes,  Lawyer Humor  
    
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If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. - Betty Reese

Funny Uplifting Quotes,  Uplifting Jokes,  Mosquito Jokes,  
    
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We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun - Rowan Atkinson

Stick Jokes,  Weird Tongue Twisters,  Silly Tongue Twisters  
    
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Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A: A walk!


Fly Jokes,  Funny Bug Jokes,  Jokes About Bugs  
    
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Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because pot holder was already taken.


Roach Jokes,  Bug Puns,  Riddles Joke  
    
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What's the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.


Bee Jokes,  Death Jokes,  Riddles For Jokes  
    
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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!


Centipede Jokes,  Funny Jokes To Tell,  
    
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Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?

It had a suite tooth.


Eating Jokes,  Furniture Puns,  Bug Jokes For Kids  
    
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