After being tormented for many years by her friends about her flat chest, a woman finally decides to buy a bra, and goes to a high class lingerie shop."Excuse me," said the woman to shop assitant, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
"Certainly not!" replied the assistant angrily, "I am not in the mood for jokes. Please leave the premises!"The woman goes from shop to shop but gets the same response.
After trying seven lingerie shops the woman finally gos into a bargain department store.Marching up to the shop counter, she unbuttoned her blouse and and stuck out her chest."Do you have anything for these?" asked the woman."I'm not sure," replied the shop assistant, "Have you tried clearasil?"