Insults

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Q: Why do ducks fly over Oklahoma upside down?

A: There's nothing worth craping on!


Oklahoma Jokes,  Jokes About Oklahoma,  
    
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Take a shower, hippie.
Take a shower, hippie.

Shower Jokes,  Tree Jokes,  Bath Jokes,  
    
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Bring your attractive child to work day.
Bring your attractive child to work day.

Ugly Face Jokes,  Office Jokes,  Office Jokes One Liners  
    
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What'd you make, dad?

It's a snowman. . .with his ugly, ungrateful son.
What'd you make, dad?

It's a snowman. . .with his ugly, ungrateful son.


Funny Snowman Jokes,  Father Son Jokes,  Bad Father Jokes  
    
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I just want you to know i've been reading US weekly, and I'm literally ashamed of your behavior.
I just want you to know i've been reading US weekly, and I'm literally ashamed of your behavior.

Paris Hilton Jokes,  Dog Humor,  Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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I'm sorry, perhaps we should have been clearer...Paris is for attractive lovers.
I'm sorry, perhaps we should have been clearer...Paris is for attractive lovers.

Paris Jokes,  Jokes About Couples  
    
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I can do a fairly good impression of someone who cares about your problem.

One Liner Jokes,  Free One Liner Jokes  
    
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Michigan Wolverines Jokes,  Tampon Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes  
    
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We heard that when you ran away from home, your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

Parenting Fail,  Parenting Jokes,  Parenting Humor,  
    
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well, i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total .
well, i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total .

Family Guy Jokes,  Family Guy One Liners,  Stewie Memes,  
    
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.

New Year Puns,  Adult Humor,  New Years Resolution Joke,  
    
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All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuu........to get hit by a reindeer.

Christmas Humor,  Christmas Jokes,  Punch Lines,  
    
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If I had known you were coming over, I would have left the house.
If I had known you were coming over, I would have left the house.

House Jokes,  Funny Insult Jokes  
    
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home.

Barbie Doll Jokes,  Adult Humor  
    
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After being tormented for many years by her friends about her flat chest, a woman finally decides to buy a bra, and goes to a high class lingerie shop."Excuse me," said the woman to shop assitant, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

"Certainly not!" replied the assistant angrily, "I am not in the mood for jokes. Please leave the premises!"The woman goes from shop to shop but gets the same response.

After trying seven lingerie shops the woman finally gos into a bargain department store.Marching up to the shop counter, she unbuttoned her blouse and and stuck out her chest."Do you have anything for these?" asked the woman."I'm not sure," replied the shop assistant, "Have you tried clearasil?"


Breast Puns,  Funny Story Jokes  
    
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