Insurance Funny

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''Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.''
''Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.''

Insurance Humor,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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pays out the  for great insurance to get treatment 

6 months later and still keeps forgetting to schedule an appointment
pays out the for great insurance to get treatment

6 months later and still keeps forgetting to schedule an appointment


Add Jokes,  Jokes About Adhd,  Adhd Jokes,  
    
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''- OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.''
''- OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.''

Barbados Jokes,  Surgery Jokes,  Surgeon Jokes,  
    
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"We'll have to clean that out immediately... there's nothing dirtier than a lawyer bite."
"We'll have to clean that out immediately... there's nothing dirtier than a lawyer bite."

Jokes About Lawyers,  Doctor Jokes,  Lawsuit Jokes,  
    
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Look - you're near retirement, right? Leave a sponge in me, I'll sure, and we can split the insurance money.
Look - you're near retirement, right? Leave a sponge in me, I'll sure, and we can split the insurance money.

Lawsuit Jokes,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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''I'd like to buy extinction insurance.''
''I'd like to buy extinction insurance.''

T Rex Jokes,  Funny Life Insurance Jokes,  
    
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''No, no, no. Our insurance pays you when a tragedy happens, Mr. Soprano.''
''No, no, no. Our insurance pays you when a tragedy happens, Mr. Soprano.''

Mobster Jokes,  Funny Life Insurance Jokes,  Life Insurance Jokes,  
    
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Peyton, how's that Nationwide jingle go?

Tenn-essee just lost ag-ain.
Peyton, how's that Nationwide jingle go?

Tenn-essee just lost ag-ain.


Peyton Manning Meme,  Volunteer Jokes,  
    
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when you in a accident and u gotta act like u calling your insurance company knowing  well u dont have any...
when you in a accident and u gotta act like u calling your insurance company knowing well u dont have any...

Memes,  Martin Baker Meme,  
    
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my girlfriend not allowed to talk to jake from state farm...

 better call flo from progressive!!!
my girlfriend not allowed to talk to jake from state farm...

better call flo from progressive!!!


Ike Memes,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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"do you have health insurance?"

me:
"do you have health insurance?"

me:


Memes,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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Scumbag insurance provider

Has you pay thousands in insurance premiums over years of employment

Won't cover a $200 piece of medical equipment
Scumbag insurance provider

Has you pay thousands in insurance premiums over years of employment

Won't cover a $200 piece of medical equipment


Memes,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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Your car is insured by Allstate? 

That's great. One second while I call my lawyer...
Your car is insured by Allstate?

That's great. One second while I call my lawyer...


Memes,  Allstate Meme,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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Switched to Allstate

Was not protected from
Switched to Allstate

Was not protected from


Memes,  Allstate Meme,  Best Bad Luck Brian Memes,  
    
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allstate

are you in good hands?
allstate

are you in good hands?


Memes,  Allstate Meme,  
    
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