Insurance Jokes

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I hit an animal. My car is totalled. Am I covered?

Yes. What did you hit?

A fish
I hit an animal. My car is totalled. Am I covered?

Yes. What did you hit?

A fish


Car Wreck Jokes,  Flood Jokes,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
What my insurance thinks I drive,

What I really drive
What my insurance thinks I drive,

What I really drive


Jeep Jokes,  Driving Jokes,  
    
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You expect me to file your prescription on your insurance without having your insurance information on file?

We practice pharmacy here, not sorcery.
You expect me to file your prescription on your insurance without having your insurance information on file?

We practice pharmacy here, not sorcery.


Pharmacist Jokes,  Pharmacy Jokes,  
    
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I know it's my fault your co-pay is $50

I did pick out your insurance plan.
I know it's my fault your co-pay is $50

I did pick out your insurance plan.


Lmao,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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One does not simply

Know the insurance price
One does not simply

Know the insurance price


One Does Not Simply Memes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Are you the

Polisheeholder?
Are you the

Polisheeholder?


Sean Connery Meme,  Silly Captions,  
    
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Earthquake insurance

In Kansas?
Earthquake insurance

In Kansas?


Earthquake Jokes,  Kansas Jokes,  
    
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Sponsored Ad
''Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.''
''Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.''

Insurance Funny,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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"I'm afraid we can't insure you Mr. Smith. It appears that you carry the gene for insurance fraud."
"I'm afraid we can't insure you Mr. Smith. It appears that you carry the gene for insurance fraud."

Medical Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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Heard you had a fire last night

Sh-h-h! It's tonight
Heard you had a fire last night

Sh-h-h! It's tonight


Fire Jokes,  Fraud Jokes,  
    
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Commits insurance fraud

Raises everyones rate
Commits insurance fraud

Raises everyones rate


Fraud Jokes,  Scumbag Steve Memes,  
    
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What if I told you

This is insurance fraud
What if I told you

This is insurance fraud


Fraud Jokes,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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''- OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.''
''- OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.''

Barbados Jokes,  Surgery Jokes,  Surgeon Jokes,  
    
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"You misread your policy. We allow only three days in the hospital but up to two weeks in the morgue."
"You misread your policy. We allow only three days in the hospital but up to two weeks in the morgue."

City Morgue Jokes,  Healthcare Jokes,  Insurance Humor,  
    
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"do you have health insurance?"

me:
"do you have health insurance?"

me:


Memes,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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