Intelligent Insults

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Why do Uruguayans wear slip-on shoes? 

You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.
Why do Uruguayans wear slip-on shoes?

You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.


Uruguay Jokes,  Funny Diss Quotes,  
    
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I see your Einstein meme and raise you Edwin hubble

But let's be honest, that probably went over your head
I see your Einstein meme and raise you Edwin hubble

But let's be honest, that probably went over your head


Funny Einstein Quotes,  Albert Einstein Jokes,  Intelligence Insults,  
    
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people are intimidated by intelligence because well... they're dumbess
people are intimidated by intelligence because well... they're dumbess

Funny Quotes,  Dumb Humor,  Funny Dumb Jokes,  
    
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If you have nothing intelligent to say, just shut up!!!!
If you have nothing intelligent to say, just shut up!!!!

Funny Jokes,  Top 100 Insults,  
    
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All of these pH levels and you still chose to be basic
All of these pH levels and you still chose to be basic

Funny Jokes,  Science Jokes One Liners,  Science Insults,  
    
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You reiterate overused jokes

You must be a great comedian
You reiterate overused jokes

You must be a great comedian


Memes,  Sarcastic Put Downs,  Best Comedian Jokes,  
    
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Shock me Carlos

Say something intelligent
Shock me Carlos

Say something intelligent


Memes,  Carlos Jokes,  Willy Wonka Quotes,  
    
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Your intelligence is like a rainy day in California...

It doesn't come along very often.
Your intelligence is like a rainy day in California...

It doesn't come along very often.


Funny Ecards,  Stupid Funny Quotes,  
    
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Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

Relatable Posts,  Intellectual Insults,  
    
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Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.

Relatable Posts,  Intellectual Insults,  
    
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Well I went to private school

You went to private school? 

Yea

Well that was a waste of money
Well I went to private school

You went to private school?

Yea

Well that was a waste of money


Funny Jokes,  Jimmy Carr Jokes,  Subtle Insults,  
    
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How do you measure a Pathan's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear


Pathan Jokes,  Tire Jokes  
    
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American insult

Yer an idjit! 

British insult

The volume of the knowledge which you do not possess makes the Atlantic Ocean look like an above-ground kiddie pool.
American insult

Yer an idjit!

British insult

The volume of the knowledge which you do not possess makes the Atlantic Ocean look like an above-ground kiddie pool.


Funny Jokes,  British Insults,  American Insults,  
    
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What did you spend $99 on this week? A purse? Shoes? Concert tickets? What;s the return on investment for those? Don't worry I'll wait...
What did you spend $99 on this week? A purse? Shoes? Concert tickets? What;s the return on investment for those? Don't worry I'll wait...

Funny Quotes,  Classy Insults,  
    
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are you intimidated by intelligent women?

then, right now would be a really good time to  off.
are you intimidated by intelligent women?

then, right now would be a really good time to off.


Funny Jokes,  Adult Insults,  
    
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