Interview Jokes

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"How did you and Donald meet?"

Melania: It was love at first a first grab
"How did you and Donald meet?"

Melania: It was love at first a first grab


Memes,  Melania Trump Memes,  
    
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"if she stupid thicc and down with renewable energy, she finna catch this windmill i got in my dockers"

anderson cooper: "sir, do you have a question?"
"if she stupid thicc and down with renewable energy, she finna catch this windmill i got in my dockers"

anderson cooper: "sir, do you have a question?"


Memes,  Ken Bone Meme,  Random Funny Sayings,  
    
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Thank you for using your platform to speak out, you are truly brave.
Thank you for using your platform to speak out, you are truly brave.

Memes,  Brave Jokes,  Clown Meme,  
    
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Interviewer: Have you read any books recently? 

Me: No but I just got done binge-watching Narcos and there were mad subtitles in it
Interviewer: Have you read any books recently?

Me: No but I just got done binge-watching Narcos and there were mad subtitles in it


Memes,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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Woman: So tell us why you want to work for Sprint

Guy: Sorry what was that? I can't hear you the service sucks in here

Man: *sweating* Savage...
Woman: So tell us why you want to work for Sprint

Guy: Sorry what was that? I can't hear you the service sucks in here

Man: *sweating* Savage...


Memes,  Cell Phone Jokes,  
    
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employer: what's your biggest weakness? 

me: i make everything sexual

employer: uhh ok. what would you prefer to be called?

me: daddy
employer: what's your biggest weakness?

me: i make everything sexual

employer: uhh ok. what would you prefer to be called?

me: daddy


Memes,  Pervert Jokes,  Job Office Jokes,  
    
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Bus drivers interviews must be like:

Applicant: Sorry I'm late

Boss: You're hired!
Bus drivers interviews must be like:

Applicant: Sorry I'm late

Boss: You're hired!


Memes,  Funny Bus Driver Jokes,  
    
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"......tell  my wife, i don't.....i don't know that  in the car."
"......tell my wife, i don't.....i don't know that in the car."

Memes,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  Funny Car Accident,  
    
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Employer: Can u stop quoting Journey during our interview 

Me: Ok

Employer: So tell me a little about yourself

Me: I'm just a small town girl-

Employer: Get out
Employer: Can u stop quoting Journey during our interview

Me: Ok

Employer: So tell me a little about yourself

Me: I'm just a small town girl-

Employer: Get out


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Her: So why do you want this job?

Me: My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life, that your word is bond and you d what you say you're going to do?

Her: is that from Michelle Obama's speech?

Me: Actually, Melania Trump
Her: So why do you want this job?

Me: My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life, that your word is bond and you d what you say you're going to do?

Her: is that from Michelle Obama's speech?

Me: Actually, Melania Trump


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Boss: What's your biggest weakness?

Me: My paranoia 

Boss: I don't think that'll be a probl-

Me: Did "they" put you up to this?
Boss: What's your biggest weakness?

Me: My paranoia

Boss: I don't think that'll be a probl-

Me: Did "they" put you up to this?


Memes,  Boss Memes,  Panic Jokes,  
    
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interviewer: have you always known you wanted to work at a sperm bank?

guy: i knew once i came here

interviewer: haha get a load of this guy

guy: literally

interviewer: welcome aboard
interviewer: have you always known you wanted to work at a sperm bank?

guy: i knew once i came here

interviewer: haha get a load of this guy

guy: literally

interviewer: welcome aboard



Memes,  Sperm Jokes,  Cumming Jokes,  
    
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interviewer: any special skills?

sqrtl: i'm a professional squirter.

interviewer: that's what they all say, next!
interviewer: any special skills?

sqrtl: i'm a professional squirter.

interviewer: that's what they all say, next!


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Interviewer: Why do u want to work for our daycare?

[thinking about all the lil snacks I'm gonna steal]

Me: I just really care about children
Interviewer: Why do u want to work for our daycare?

[thinking about all the lil snacks I'm gonna steal]

Me: I just really care about children


Memes,  Daycare Meme,  
    
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interviewer- why do you want to work here? 

me- i want to trade 1/3 of my life for money to spend on utter bull
interviewer- why do you want to work here?

me- i want to trade 1/3 of my life for money to spend on utter bull


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