Investment Jokes

 – 36 total
Looks like my Whatsapp 1 year subscription ended

Lets buy the company
Looks like my Whatsapp 1 year subscription ended

Lets buy the company


Mark Zuckerberg Jokes,  Funny Business Quotes,  Company Jokes,  
    
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So, lemme get this straight... for my $2000 investment,  I get $60,000 and a trip to Largos?

Gee, thanks, mister Nigerian prince guy!
So, lemme get this straight... for my $2000 investment, I get $60,000 and a trip to Largos?

Gee, thanks, mister Nigerian prince guy!


Memes,  Nigerian Prince,  
    
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Retirement party

"That's not in addition to your pension, that is your pension."
Retirement party

"That's not in addition to your pension, that is your pension."


Memes,  Retirement Party Jokes,  
    
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Plans "retirement" party

Has no 401k
Plans "retirement" party

Has no 401k


Memes,  Retirement Party Jokes,  
    
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Oh, you made $80 by investing in Apple?

You must be the next Warren Buffet
Oh, you made $80 by investing in Apple?

You must be the next Warren Buffet


Memes,  Willy Wonka Meme (theme),  
    
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Oh, oh.. Looks like our 401k is now a 201k.
Oh, oh.. Looks like our 401k is now a 201k.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Retirement Quotes,  
    
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What did you spend $99 on this week? A purse? Shoes? Concert tickets? What;s the return on investment for those? Don't worry I'll wait...
What did you spend $99 on this week? A purse? Shoes? Concert tickets? What;s the return on investment for those? Don't worry I'll wait...

Funny Quotes,  Intelligent Insults,  Classy Insults,  
    
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I'm calling a meeting today

It's time we invest more heavily in catnip
I'm calling a meeting today

It's time we invest more heavily in catnip


Memes,  Funny Cat,  Business Cat (theme),  
    
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Summer vacation is here

It's time to invest in scumbag parent memes
Summer vacation is here

It's time to invest in scumbag parent memes


Meme,  Jim Cramer Meme (theme),  Funny Vacation Quotes,  
    
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Overly attached boyfriend is hated by all

Invest your karma in memes bashing it
Overly attached boyfriend is hated by all

Invest your karma in memes bashing it


Meme,  Jim Cramer Meme (theme),  Overly Attached Boyfriend (theme),  
    
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Safe posts are slowing down 

Tell everyone what NSFW tags are for
Safe posts are slowing down

Tell everyone what NSFW tags are for


Meme,  Jim Cramer Meme (theme),  
    
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The secret to successful investing for retirement is to keep you first wife!
The secret to successful investing for retirement is to keep you first wife!

Funny Ecards,  Funny Retirement Ecards,  Funny Retirement Sayings,  Most Funniest Jokes,  
    
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Blondes

You can invest in a college education for them but you can't guarantee that they'll come home any smarter
Blondes

You can invest in a college education for them but you can't guarantee that they'll come home any smarter


Jokes About Blondes,  Dumb Blondes Jokes,  Demotivational Posters Funny,  
    
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I never knew my father 

Had such a diversified portfolio
I never knew my father

Had such a diversified portfolio


Stock Jokes,  Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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When the investor came home from work he was spent.

Business And Investing Jokes,  Business Puns,  Money Puns  
    
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