Iowa Hawkeyes Jokes

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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Hawkeyes fan?

A: The bucket.

Sport Team Jokes  

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Q: Why does a Hawkeyes fan pour his cereal on a plate?

A: He lost his bowls.

Cereal Puns,  Sport Jokes  

Q: What is a Hawkeyes fan's favorite whine?

A: "We can't beat Michigan."

Whine Jokes,  Football Puns  

Q: What does a Iowa Hawkeyes fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Sport Team Jokes,  Playstation Jokes  

Q: How do you casterate an Iowa Hawkeyes fan?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth.

Sister Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes  

Q. How did the Iowa Hawkeye die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!

Milk Puns,  Drinking Puns,  Cow Puns  

Q: What's the difference between an Iowa Hawkeyes fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Sport Jokes,  Fish Pun,  Sport Team Jokes  

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Q: If you have a car containing a Hawkeyes wide receiver, a Hawkeyes linebacker, and a Hawkeyes defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.

Cop Jokes,  Football Puns  

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