Iowa Hawkeyes Jokes

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Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Hawkeyes fan?

A: The bucket.

Sport Team Jokes  

Q: Why does a Hawkeyes fan pour his cereal on a plate?

A: He lost his bowls.

Cereal Puns,  Sport Jokes  

Q: What is a Hawkeyes fan's favorite whine?

A: "We can't beat Michigan."

Whine Jokes,  Football Puns  

Q. How did the Iowa Hawkeye die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!

Milk Puns,  Drinking Puns,  Cow Puns  

Q: What does a Iowa Hawkeyes fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Sport Team Jokes,  Playstation Jokes  

Q: How do you casterate an Iowa Hawkeyes fan?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth.

Sister Jokes,  Sport Team Jokes  

Q: What's the difference between an Iowa Hawkeyes fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Sport Jokes,  Fish Pun,  Sport Team Jokes  

Q: If you have a car containing a Hawkeyes wide receiver, a Hawkeyes linebacker, and a Hawkeyes defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.

Cop Jokes,  Football Puns  

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