Iranian Jokes

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Mom: Son we are going to back to Iran

Son: Why?

Mom: Because Melania Trump thought my immigration papers were a speech and stole them
Mom: Son we are going to back to Iran

Son: Why?

Mom: Because Melania Trump thought my immigration papers were a speech and stole them


Memes,  Immigrant Jokes,  
    
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Bomb Jokes,  Plutonium Jokes,  Weapon Jokes  
    
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iran is now allowing women to drive.
iran is now allowing women to drive.

Jokes About Iranians,  Funny Racist Images,  Driving Memes,  
    
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How do you get an Iranian out of a bathtub?

You turn on the water.


Jokes About Iranians,  Racist Humor,  Persian Jokes,  
    
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An Iranian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Iran on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Iranian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Iranian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. >>

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Iranian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,

"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

The Iranian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return!!'


Parking Jokes,  Loan Jokes,  Persian Jokes,  
    
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Who's gotcha phone?

I Hafid!
Who's gotcha phone?

I Hafid!


Persian Jokes,  Middle Eastern Jokes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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Spanish Jokes,  Spain Jokes,  Oil Puns  
    
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family.

The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He paid $1,000.

The Chinese man called and talked for 15 minutes. He paid $2,000.

The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.

The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.


Phone Call Jokes,  American Jokes,  Chinese Jokes,  
    
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