Irish Disses

 – 12 total
irish handcuffs (n.)

lding an alcolic drink in each hand
irish handcuffs (n.)

lding an alcolic drink in each hand

Meme,  Funny Irish Sayings,  

What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman?

One has passed a BAR.

Great Lawyer Jokes,  Irish Men Jokes,  Irish Man Jokes,  

There was a promiscuous young couple making love in the back seat of their car. Temperatures were rising and things were getting intense, and finally the girl gasped, "Oh darling, darling, kiss me where it smells!"
So he drove her to Ireland!

Couples Jokes,  Kissing Jokes,  Smell Jokes,  Ireland Jokes,  

Q: What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding?

A: One less drunk

Drunk Jokes,  Irish Joke,  Joke Lines,  

Two niggers and an Irishman are walking down the street. The first nigger snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm!"

The other nigger snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I have the rhythm!"

The Irishman snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I can't get this snot off my fingers!"

Irish Puns,  Racist Joke,  

What do you call an Irish homosexual?


Irish Joke,  

Why do women slap Irish midgets?

Because they are always telling them how nice their hair smells!

Midget Jokes,  Irish Joke,  Hair Joke  

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

Knock on the door!

Water Puns,  Machine Jokes,  Best Irish Joke,  

Lick the cover of a book of matches, then bend it back so that the matches are exposed and stick the book of matches to your forehead. What do you have?

An Irish miner!

Irish Joke,  Funny Pun,  List Of Disses  

Have you heard about the new Irish sex change for women?


Sexist Jokes,  Woman Joke,  Anti Female Jokes  

Why don't the Irish become chemists?

Because they can't fit the little bottles in the typewriter!

Irish Puns,  Chemistry Puns,  Diss Jokes  

Why did the Irishman want to become a veterinarian?

Because he liked old war heroes!

Veteran Jokes,  Man Jokes  

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