Irish Puns

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Mexican word of the day "Irish"

I blew out my birthday candles and Irish I won the lottery....
Mexican word of the day "Irish"

I blew out my birthday candles and Irish I won the lottery....


Funny Irish Birthday Wishes,  Mexican Word Of The Day Jokes,  
    
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Irish you a happy birthday

Nope.
Irish you a happy birthday

Nope.


Grumpy Cat (theme),  Funny Irish Birthday Wishes,  Funny Birthday Jokes,  
    
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irish you were naked
irish you were naked

Funny Quotes,  
    
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Irish musicians fiddle around
Irish musicians fiddle around

Funny Jokes,  Funny Irish,  
    
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Q: What do you call a big irish spider?

A: Paddy long legs!


Spider Jokes,  Leg Puns,  Kid Riddles Jokes,  
    
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An Irish maid asked permission to go home for a few days. She had a telegram saying her mother was sick.

"Certainly you may go," said the mistress, "only don't stay longer than is necessary, as we need you."

A week passed, and not a word from her. Then came a note from her which read, "Dear ma'am, I will be back nex week, an' plase keep my place for me, my mother is dying as fast as she can."


Long Jokes,  Sick Jokes,  Great Long Jokes  
    
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Have you heard about the Irish coyote?

It got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and still was trapped!


Leg Jokes,  Animal Cruelty Jokes  
    
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An Englishmen, Irishmen, Scotsman, Australian, Yankee, African, Elephant, Refrigerator, Two blondes, a faggot, Jew and a crocodile walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "Is this some kind of joke?"


Bartender Jokes,  
    
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Have you heard of the worlds smallest books?'

"Irish wit and wisdom''

"Jewish business ethics''

"Italian War heroes''

"Negroes I have met while yachting'


Small Jokes,  Joke Book,  Racist Puns,  Jewish Puns,  
    
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A Chinese guy, an Italian and an Irishman arrived for their first day working on a construction site and reported to the foreman's office.

The foreman pointed to a huge pile of sand and said, "I want you three guys to make a huge dent in that sandpile there!"

The foreman then grabbed the Italian and said, "You are in charge of sweeping!" "OK" said the Italian.

The foreman then grabbed the Irishman and said, "You are in charge of digging!" "Righto!" said the Irishman.

The foreman then grabbed the Chinaman and said, "You are in charge of supplies!" "I happy for this job!" replied the Chinaman.

The foreman then leaves the site and when he returned two hours later he found that the pile of sand hasn't been touched and the Italian and the Irishman are standing next to it doing nothing!"Why the fuck havn't you touched any of that sand?" screamed the foreman.

The Italian stepped forward and said, "We both didn't have a broom or a shovel and you let the Chinaman be in charge of supplies, but he disappeared a couple of minutes after you left and we just can't find him!

"The foreman then stormed off in search of the Chinaman but after checking the entire site he couldn't find him. Just as the foreman was about to give up looking the Chinaman suddenly popped his head out of the sand and shouted, "Supplies, I'm here!"


Chinese Puns,  Italian Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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Two niggers and an Irishman are walking down the street. The first nigger snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I got the rhythm!"

The other nigger snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I have the rhythm!"

The Irishman snaps his fingers and says, "Yo man, I can't get this snot off my fingers!"


Racist Joke,  Irish Disses,  
    
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An Irish couple want a black baby more than anything in the world, but all their efforts come to nothing. Finally one day they are walking down the street when they spot a black couple with a beautiful black baby in the pram. So they both walk over, explain their greatest desire, and ask the black couple what their secret is.

"For one thing," said the black father, "You gotta be at least eight inches long!"
"No problem!" replied the Irishman.

"For another," the black guy says, "You have to be at least three and a half inches round!"

"So that's the problem!" replied the Irishman, turning to his wife, "We have been letting too much light in!"


Baby Puns,  Jokes On Black,  Wife Jokes  
    
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Did you hear about the Irish tap dancer?

She fell into the sink!


Dance Jokes,  Bathroom Jokes  
    
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