Jamaican Jokes

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"How many times have you pretended to be Jamaican?

Drake:

Mi nuh know. Mi nuh count a ting.
"How many times have you pretended to be Jamaican?

Drake:

Mi nuh know. Mi nuh count a ting.


Memes,  Jokes About Drake,  
    
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Barber: What do you want?

Curtis: Mi wan you fi carve a C from d corner of him eye to the corner of him bludclart mout

Barber: Say no more
Barber: What do you want?

Curtis: Mi wan you fi carve a C from d corner of him eye to the corner of him bludclart mout

Barber: Say no more


Memes,  Barber Shop Jokes,  
    
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"Dear diary, Sean Kingston is an angry ting. Nice accent tho. I'ma use it for my next song. Bomboclat. Lol, wa gwan"
"Dear diary, Sean Kingston is an angry ting. Nice accent tho. I'ma use it for my next song. Bomboclat. Lol, wa gwan"

Memes,  Drake Be Like,  Jokes About Rappers,  
    
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"Wah gwan" ....did I say that right? lol hi I'm Tanner
"Wah gwan" ....did I say that right? lol hi I'm Tanner

Memes,  Black Stereotypes,  
    
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Drake when a Jamaican starts talking to him in fluent patois
Drake when a Jamaican starts talking to him in fluent patois

Memes,  Drake Memes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  
    
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bet a buss yuh blutclaaat

a w u a call ???
bet a buss yuh blutclaaat

a w u a call ???


Funniest Cat Memes,  Funny Dog And Cat Jokes,  
    
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When u jamaican and u haven't said "wah gwaan" in 4 minutes
When u jamaican and u haven't said "wah gwaan" in 4 minutes

Jamaica Jokes,  Funny Memes 2016,  
    
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"Badman" shirt, bright yellow pants, not claiming his son, mistreating his wife, when I realizes Vegeta was Jamaican
"Badman" shirt, bright yellow pants, not claiming his son, mistreating his wife, when I realizes Vegeta was Jamaican

Memes,  Funny Anime Jokes,  Dbz Meme,  
    
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w do you confuse a jamaican butcher?

go in his sp and ask him for a large joint
w do you confuse a jamaican butcher?

go in his sp and ask him for a large joint


Butcher Jokes,  Confused Jokes,  
    
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Kid: "I want a bike for Christmas!"

Bumba Clause: "Mi nuh have dat"
Kid: "I want a bike for Christmas!"

Bumba Clause: "Mi nuh have dat"


Memes,  Santa Claus Memes,  
    
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Jamaicans be like

Drink likkle tea mon...A gas
Jamaicans be like

Drink likkle tea mon...A gas


Memes,  Be Like Meme,  
    
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Jamaicans be like

You want "DEJ Loaf", of bread?
Jamaicans be like

You want "DEJ Loaf", of bread?


Memes,  Inside Joke,  
    
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Mans T shirt has a Jamaican accent
Mans T shirt has a Jamaican accent

Memes,  T Shirt Jokes,  Funny T Shirts,  
    
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Say "Beer Can" with a British accent

I just taught you how to say "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent
Say "Beer Can" with a British accent

I just taught you how to say "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent


Memes,  Funny Beer Sayings,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  
    
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Jamaican household

Starter kit pack
Jamaican household

Starter kit pack


Memes,  Starter Pack Meme,  
    
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