James Bond Jokes

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i have always hated that  james bond. i'd like to kill him.
i have always hated that james bond. i'd like to kill him.

Sean Connery Jokes,  Actor Jokes,  
    
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If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me?

Shaken or stirred?
If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me?

Shaken or stirred?


Memes,  Martini Jokes,  
    
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Nice try, Mr. Bond...
Nice try, Mr. Bond...

Memes,  Funny License Plates,  
    
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In the way of Bond...James Bond.
In the way of Bond...James Bond.

Memes,  In The Way Guy Meme,  
    
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The name is Bond, James Bond 

You may have heard my name from your mother's bedroom
The name is Bond, James Bond

You may have heard my name from your mother's bedroom


Funny Jokes,  James Bond Meme,  
    
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Glad you could join me, Mr. Bond
Glad you could join me, Mr. Bond

Memes,  Evil Kid Meme,  
    
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What do you call James Bond's Maharastrian cousin?

Janu Bande


Marathi Jokes,  Best Indian Joke,  James Bond Puns  
    
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another unsuccessful blind date for james bond.
another unsuccessful blind date for james bond.

Cheesy Cute Jokes,  Cute Joke,  Good Clean Joke,  
    
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The name's bond.

Covalent Bond.
The name's bond.

Covalent Bond.


Memes,  Science Memes,  Funny Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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Blond

James Blond
Blond

James Blond


Memes,  Blond Jokes,  Blonde Men Jokes,  
    
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There's only one logical explanation for this...

James Bond is a time lord.
There's only one logical explanation for this...

James Bond is a time lord.


Funny Pictures,  Best Jokes All Time,  Best Images With Quotes,  
    
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Yolo?

Amateurs.
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meso: I thought we were voting on bonds tonight
Yolo?

Amateurs.


Memes,  Yolo Jokes,  Silly Quotes,  
    
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"I'm waiting to be impressed"
"I'm waiting to be impressed"

Memes,  Spy Jokes,  James Bond Meme  
    
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