James Bond Jokes

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since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?
since you're here, would you mind giving me something to put on?

Adult Puns,  Nude Jokes  
    
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James Bond has a license to kill. He got it from Chuck Norris.

Killer Jokes,  Chuck Norris Puns,  James Bond Puns  
    
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Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to dye...Those gray hairs.
Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?

No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to dye...Those gray hairs.


Hair Jokes,  Hilarious Jokes,  James Bond Puns,  
    
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Hey dude what's your name?

Bond, James Bond.....

And yours?

Ken, Chicken
Hey dude what's your name?

Bond, James Bond.....

And yours?

Ken, Chicken


Chicken Meme,  Name Jokes,  Funny Chicken Images,  
    
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the name is please

 please
the name is please

please


Name Jokes,  James Bond Puns  
    
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The name's Bond. Ionic Bond.

Taken, not shared.
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond.

Taken, not shared.


Cat Chemistry Jokes (theme),  Chemistry Humor,  Science Cat Jokes,  
    
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I can't just be "James Bond" or  "Superman" for Halloween without being the "Asian James Bond" or "Asian Superman"
I can't just be "James Bond" or "Superman" for Halloween without being the "Asian James Bond" or "Asian Superman"

Jokes Asian,  Superman Jokes,  Funny Joke Images,  
    
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Q: What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?

A: The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.


Joke Question And Answer,  Literary Puns,  Writing Puns,  James Bond Puns,  
    
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