Jellyfish Jokes

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

Sea Life Jokes,  Lawyers Jokes,  
    
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her  smelled like jellyfish

so i brought the peanut butter
her smelled like jellyfish

so i brought the peanut butter


Memes,  
    
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No that one's not my hand either.
No that one's not my hand either.

Funny Pictures,  Hand Jokes,  
    
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No one lives forever?

False. the jellyfish Turritopsis nutricula transforms to a junivinile state after reproducing, making itself young again and living forever.
No one lives forever?

False. the jellyfish Turritopsis nutricula transforms to a junivinile state after reproducing, making itself young again and living forever.


Memes,  Dwight Meme,  
    
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Go swimming they said

It will be fun they said
Go swimming they said

It will be fun they said


Memes,  Swimming Jokes,  
    
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The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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Box jellyfish: they're invisible, their sting is fatal and they could be anywhere in the water

OK go!
Box jellyfish: they're invisible, their sting is fatal and they could be anywhere in the water

OK go!


Memes,  Animal Jokes,  
    
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My brain is just a jellyfish

In the ocean of my head!
My brain is just a jellyfish

In the ocean of my head!


Memes,  Ocean Jokes,  
    
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Got 99 problems

But a jellyfish aint one!
Got 99 problems

But a jellyfish aint one!


Memes,  Funny Spongebob Memes,  
    
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Goes to Australia

Attacked by a box jellyfish
Goes to Australia

Attacked by a box jellyfish


Memes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  Bad Luck Brian Meme (theme),  
    
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I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly

Memes,  Jelly Jokes,  
    
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Spongebob Squarepants is an adult, he lives in a pineapple, chases jellyfish and blows bubbles with a starfish

Spongebob is a psychopath.
Spongebob Squarepants is an adult, he lives in a pineapple, chases jellyfish and blows bubbles with a starfish

Spongebob is a psychopath.


Memes,  Spongebob Jokes,  
    
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I don't always have people pee on me

But when I do, I've been stung by a jellyfish
I don't always have people pee on me

But when I do, I've been stung by a jellyfish


Memes,  Pee Jokes,  
    
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always ready for a jellyfish sting in my mouth

you know why
always ready for a jellyfish sting in my mouth

you know why


Memes,  Pee Jokes,  
    
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Peanut Butter

And

Jellyfish
Peanut Butter

And

Jellyfish


Funny Pictures,  Shark Jokes,  
    
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