Jessica Simpson Jokes

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When you said you were getting fit this summer meanwhile:

Summer

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas
When you said you were getting fit this summer meanwhile:

Summer

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas


Memes,  Summer Meme,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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Summer

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas
Summer

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas


Memes,  Summer Jokes,  Christmas Jokes,  
    
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When you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate 

You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna.
When you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna.


Memes,  Best Friends Jokes,  Memes For Girls,  
    
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when you sneak in the use and your moms asking you if you've been drinking
when you sneak in the use and your moms asking you if you've been drinking

Memes,  Funny Drunk Photos,  Funny Drunk Girls,  
    
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Food

What are u doing

Food

Stahp
Food

What are u doing

Food

Stahp


Memes,  The Best Jokes Of All Time,  Stahp Meme,  
    
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I don't play sports, the only sport I play is shopping.  But there's a lot of walking involved in that...running sometimes if there's a sale.
I don't play sports, the only sport I play is shopping. But there's a lot of walking involved in that...running sometimes if there's a sale.

Funny Pictures,  Blond Joke,  Stupid Funny Quotes  
    
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Q: Why Did Britney Spears shave her head?

A: She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.


Shave Jokes,  Head Jokes,  Carpet Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did Jessica Simpson change her hair color from blonde to red?

A: Because red is easier to spell!


Funny Short Blonde Jokes,  Red Head Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did Jessica Simpson wear condoms on her ears?

A: So she wouldn't get Hearing AIDS


Condom Jokes,  Joke Hearing Aids,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why is Jessica Simpson's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.


Qa Jokes,  Funny Morning Jokes,  Short Jokes List,  
    
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Q: According the Jessica what is the plural form of Mouses?

A: Mouses


Mouse Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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Q: What did Jessica actually say (in real life) when being introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton when visiting the White House?

A: "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."


Funny Real Life Jokes,  White House Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you make Jessica Simpson's eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.


Short Hilarious Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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Q: Jessica Simpson ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces?

A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


Pizza Jokes,  Food Jokes,  Funny Question Jokes,  Qa Jokes,  
    
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Jessica Simpson on her first day at high school: "A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!"

Funny High School Jokes,  Funny Teacher Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes  
    
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