Jewish Jokes

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Here in this section, we have added the most popular and viral Jewish jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the Internet and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Jewish identifies a group of people and a religion that originated in Israel. They traditionally practice Judaism. The jokes in this section reference several jewish stereotypes such as: Jewish people are cheap, stingy and don’t celebrate national holidays but have holidays of their own.

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raphae the black jew says..

...dat @$$$ look kosha
raphae the black jew says..

...dat @$$$ look kosha


Black Jew Jokes,  
    
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Ru ready?

Purim next week
Ru ready?

Purim next week


Purim Jokes,  Jewish One Liners,  Spongebob Rainbow,  
    
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Rosh Hashana

What orthodox ashkenaz think it is

What christians think it is 

What muslims think it is

What orthodox sephardic think it is

What reforms think it is

What conservatives think it is
Rosh Hashana

What orthodox ashkenaz think it is

What christians think it is

What muslims think it is

What orthodox sephardic think it is

What reforms think it is

What conservatives think it is


Memes,  Rosh Hashanah Jokes,  What People Think I Do,  
    
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Harveys a black jew

Lol!
Harveys a black jew

Lol!


Memes,  Black Jew Jokes,  
    
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Why don't jewish cannibals like eating germans?

.....

I don't know, why?

Because they give them gas..

I see what you

Did there
Why don't jewish cannibals like eating germans?

.....

I don't know, why?

Because they give them gas..

I see what you

Did there


Meme,  I See What You Did There (theme),  Offensive Jewish Jokes,  
    
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oh, you're jewish

does that mean you don't celebrate thanksgiving
oh, you're jewish

does that mean you don't celebrate thanksgiving


Meme,  Offensive Jewish Jokes,  
    
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Je-wish you a happy Hanukkah.
Je-wish you a happy Hanukkah.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  Funny Hanukkah Ecards,  
    
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Let's agree that Thanksgivukkah means we can stuff our faces with turkey and latkes for eight straight days.
Let's agree that Thanksgivukkah means we can stuff our faces with turkey and latkes for eight straight days.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Thanksgiving Ecards,  Turkey Puns,  Best Jewish Jokes,  
    
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"The Jews have a waaayy better candle holder than us!"
"The Jews have a waaayy better candle holder than us!"

Funny Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  Best Jewish Jokes,  Best Of The Best Jokes,  
    
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Let's pretend we're having as much holiday fun as Christians.
Let's pretend we're having as much holiday fun as Christians.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Hanukkah Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  Cute Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Christmas:

Easier to spell than Hannukah
Christmas:

Easier to spell than Hannukah


Funny Pictures,  Jewish Insults,  Christian Christmas Jokes,  Hanukkah Jokes,  
    
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So you're telling me jewish people are 0.2% of the world's population

But around 80% of the actors and actresses in hollywood?
So you're telling me jewish people are 0.2% of the world's population

But around 80% of the actors and actresses in hollywood?


So You're Telling Me Meme (theme),  Skeptical African Kid (theme),  Jewish Funny,  
    
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