Jewish One Liners

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What happens at the Purim carnival stays at the Purim carnival.
What happens at the Purim carnival stays at the Purim carnival.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Funny Party Quotes,  
    
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purim? i don't even know 'em!
purim? i don't even know 'em!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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I don't always make a fool of myself 

But when I do it's on Purim
I don't always make a fool of myself

But when I do it's on Purim


Purim Jokes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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Ru ready?

Purim next week
Ru ready?

Purim next week


Purim Jokes,  Spongebob Rainbow,  
    
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black jesus?

when was the last time you saw a black jew?
black jesus?

when was the last time you saw a black jew?


Memes,  Black Jew Jokes,  
    
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do african jews

have a black sabbath?
do african jews

have a black sabbath?


Memes,  Black Jew Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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It would be a Hanukkah miracle if we could decide on one spelling for the word "Hanukkah."
It would be a Hanukkah miracle if we could decide on one spelling for the word "Hanukkah."

Funny Ecards,  Funny Spelling Jokes,  Funny Hanukkah Ecards,  
    
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hey i just met jew and this is crazy

but here's a gas chamber so walk in maybe?
hey i just met jew and this is crazy

but here's a gas chamber so walk in maybe?


Memes,  Racist Jewish Jokes,  
    
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if i had a penny

for every time i picked up a penny
if i had a penny

for every time i picked up a penny


Memes,  Penny Jokes,  
    
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Happy Hanukkah from a non practicing Jew who celebrates Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah from a non practicing Jew who celebrates Christmas.

Good Jew Jokes,  Funny Ecards,  Funny Jewish Ecards,  Hanukkah Jokes,  
    
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No matter whether it is an Orthodox Conservative, or Reform service, it is always traditional for the final announcement to be too long.
No matter whether it is an Orthodox Conservative, or Reform service, it is always traditional for the final announcement to be too long.

Jewish Funny,  Funny Religious Comics,  Jokes About Jews,  Funny Church Comics,  
    
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Sorry your birthday cake requires more candles than a Menorah.
Sorry your birthday cake requires more candles than a Menorah.

Jewish Birthday Jokes,  Old Age Birthday Jokes,  Funny Bday Ecards,  Birthday,  
    
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