Job Interview Jokes

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When the interviewer ask what you did at your past job

I did everything
When the interviewer ask what you did at your past job

I did everything


Memes,  Jokes About Work,  
    
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*Filling out a job application*

"How do you handle a difficult situation with a rude customer?"

Cash me ousside

Howbow dah
*Filling out a job application*

"How do you handle a difficult situation with a rude customer?"

Cash me ousside

Howbow dah


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Why do you want this job?

Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Interviewer: Why do you want this job?

Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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"Your resume states you want this job s your pockets can get fatter & she will call you daddy is that correct?"
"Your resume states you want this job s your pockets can get fatter & she will call you daddy is that correct?"

Memes,  Resume Joke,  
    
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*Chipotle interview* 

"After rice & beans what's the next step?" 

umm add a weak scoop of meat & if the customer asks for more u say "it's extra" 

"Damn you're good, when can you start?"
*Chipotle interview*

"After rice & beans what's the next step?"

umm add a weak scoop of meat & if the customer asks for more u say "it's extra"

"Damn you're good, when can you start?"


Memes,  Fast Food Memes,  Chipotle Memes,  
    
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interviewer: "are you a risk taker?"

him: [pulls up her ig and likes a pto from 6 months ago]

interviewer: "ly , you're hired."
interviewer: "are you a risk taker?"

him: [pulls up her ig and likes a pto from 6 months ago]

interviewer: "ly , you're hired."


Memes,  Instagram Comedy,  
    
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When you use your white voice for the phone interview to get the job
When you use your white voice for the phone interview to get the job

Memes,  White Jokes For Black People,  
    
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boss: do u have any weaknesses?

her: men in suits

boss: (sweating) we i go by dave/david. what would you prefer to call me?

her: daddy
boss: do u have any weaknesses?

her: men in suits

boss: (sweating) we i go by dave/david. what would you prefer to call me?

her: daddy


Memes,  Joke On Boss,  
    
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Ok you're hired we just need you to pass this drug test
Ok you're hired we just need you to pass this drug test

Memes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Employer: Says here on your resume-

Guy: I'm sorry, take this, this is my latest resume.

Employer: Did you just update your resume while I was reading it?

Guy: It has a better font now. I call it Resume1S

Employer: Welcome to Apple
Employer: Says here on your resume-

Guy: I'm sorry, take this, this is my latest resume.

Employer: Did you just update your resume while I was reading it?

Guy: It has a better font now. I call it Resume1S

Employer: Welcome to Apple


Memes,  Resume Jokes,  
    
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Employer: Any experience with people?

Me: I am people
Employer: Any experience with people?

Me: I am people


Memes,  Introvert Meme,  
    
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Employer: We don't work Mondays, is that gonna be a problem?

Me: Yeah I need to be able to complain about Mondays on social media
Employer: We don't work Mondays, is that gonna be a problem?

Me: Yeah I need to be able to complain about Mondays on social media


Memes,  Complaining Jokes,  
    
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"I see you paid $50000 for that college degree... Best I can pay you is $6.35 an hour"
"I see you paid $50000 for that college degree... Best I can pay you is $6.35 an hour"

Memes,  Graduate Jokes,  
    
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boss: w bad you want this job?

guy: bad.

boss: is that your foot maging my balls under the desk?

guy: no.

boss: not that bad then.
boss: w bad you want this job?

guy: bad.

boss: is that your foot maging my balls under the desk?

guy: no.

boss: not that bad then.


Memes,  Boss Meme,  
    
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Job: Interviewer: What are your weaknesses?

Bodybuilder: Probably calves.
Job: Interviewer: What are your weaknesses?

Bodybuilder: Probably calves.


Memes,  Bodybuilding Jokes,  
    
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