Job Interview Jokes

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Dog: I think that job interview went well!

*Looks in mirror and sees ear was inside out the whole time*

Son of a
Dog: I think that job interview went well!

*Looks in mirror and sees ear was inside out the whole time*

Son of a


Memes,  Funny Dog Thoughts,  
    
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Boss: What do you bring to the table?

Cat: I'm willing to work long meowers.
Boss: What do you bring to the table?

Cat: I'm willing to work long meowers.


Memes,  Boss Jokes,  Cat Puns,  
    
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"I. Just. Graduated. How. Could. I. Have. 5-7. Years. Of. Experience for. This. Position?!
"I. Just. Graduated. How. Could. I. Have. 5-7. Years. Of. Experience for. This. Position?!

Memes,  Question Jokes,  
    
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Bae so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
Bae so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck

Memes,  
    
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Boss: What are your qualificati-

Me: *Punched him in the face*

Boss: Welcome to United
Boss: What are your qualificati-

Me: *Punched him in the face*

Boss: Welcome to United


Memes,  United Airlines Meme,  
    
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"So why would we hire you>"

Me: "Uhh...because yall hiring."
"So why would we hire you>"

Me: "Uhh...because yall hiring."


Memes,  Funny Witty Sayings,  
    
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*McDonald's interview*

"If a customer asks for extra sauce what do you do?"

Tel them sauce is extra and cop a McAttitude

"You're hired!"
*McDonald's interview*

"If a customer asks for extra sauce what do you do?"

Tel them sauce is extra and cop a McAttitude

"You're hired!"


Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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Me at my next job interview: 

"Do you have any experience?"

"Did Donald Trump?"
Me at my next job interview:

"Do you have any experience?"

"Did Donald Trump?"


Memes,  Comeback Jokes,  
    
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Me: Foreign language classes are stupid, we're never going to use this

(2 years later)

Employer: Are you bilingual?

Me:

SI.
Me: Foreign language classes are stupid, we're never going to use this

(2 years later)

Employer: Are you bilingual?

Me:

SI.


Memes,  Foreign Jokes,  Language Jokes,  
    
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When the interviewer ask what you did at your past job

I did everything
When the interviewer ask what you did at your past job

I did everything


Memes,  Jokes About Work,  
    
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*Filling out a job application*

"How do you handle a difficult situation with a rude customer?"

Cash me ousside

Howbow dah
*Filling out a job application*

"How do you handle a difficult situation with a rude customer?"

Cash me ousside

Howbow dah


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Why do you want this job?

Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Interviewer: Why do you want this job?

Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food


Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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"Your resume states you want this job s your pockets can get fatter & she will call you daddy is that correct?"
"Your resume states you want this job s your pockets can get fatter & she will call you daddy is that correct?"

Memes,  Resume Joke,  
    
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*Chipotle interview* 

"After rice & beans what's the next step?" 

umm add a weak scoop of meat & if the customer asks for more u say "it's extra" 

"Damn you're good, when can you start?"
*Chipotle interview*

"After rice & beans what's the next step?"

umm add a weak scoop of meat & if the customer asks for more u say "it's extra"

"Damn you're good, when can you start?"


Memes,  Fast Food Memes,  Chipotle Memes,  
    
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interviewer: "are you a risk taker?"

him: [pulls up her ig and likes a pto from 6 months ago]

interviewer: "ly , you're hired."
interviewer: "are you a risk taker?"

him: [pulls up her ig and likes a pto from 6 months ago]

interviewer: "ly , you're hired."


Memes,  Instagram Comedy,  
    
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