Job Jokes

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Fun fact: The guy in charge of naming movies at Pixar makes over &700k/year. He got a $300k bonus for coming up with "Cars"
Fun fact: The guy in charge of naming movies at Pixar makes over &700k/year. He got a $300k bonus for coming up with "Cars"

Memes,  Career Jokes,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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Me during interviews: I love challenges

Me day 1: If I have to fill out a form for direct deposit I don't want it
Me during interviews: I love challenges

Me day 1: If I have to fill out a form for direct deposit I don't want it


Memes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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Every job has that one coworker that's a snitch for no reason like damn bitch they pay your more for snitching?????
Every job has that one coworker that's a snitch for no reason like damn bitch they pay your more for snitching?????

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Snitch Jokes,  
    
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Get a job and ya parents think you make $40/hr
Get a job and ya parents think you make $40/hr

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  
    
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I don't get how people afford life without a job??? I can't even afford it with a job
I don't get how people afford life without a job??? I can't even afford it with a job

Memes,  Unemployment Jokes,  
    
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What is the strangest thing you've done for cash ?

Work 40+ hrs a week.
What is the strangest thing you've done for cash ?

Work 40+ hrs a week.


Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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Me training a new person at my job: "So you're not really suppose to do this but this is what I do"
Me training a new person at my job: "So you're not really suppose to do this but this is what I do"

Memes,  Training Jokes,  
    
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2017 has gone too ing far
2017 has gone too ing far

Memes,  Funny Headlines,  Emoji Jokes,  
    
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Dress for the job you want. #widow
Dress for the job you want. #widow

Memes,  Funny Fashion Quotes,  Widow Jokes,  
    
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Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Me: The real questions is why should I allow you to hire me.

Interviewer: *Whispers* Can he do that?

Me:
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Me: The real questions is why should I allow you to hire me.

Interviewer: *Whispers* Can he do that?

Me:


Memes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  Future Memes,  
    
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when you put in your 2 week notice
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when you put in your 2 week notice
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Memes,  Barack Obama Meme,  President Jokes,  
    
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What I do every day?

Decipher doctors scribbles and count pills five at a time.
What I do every day?

Decipher doctors scribbles and count pills five at a time.


Medicine Joke,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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Where do one-legged people work?

Wherever there is a job opening
Where do one-legged people work?

Wherever there is a job opening


One Legged Man Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Question Jokes,  
    
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reasons to be a stripper:
reasons to be a stripper:

Memes,  Jokes About Strippers,  
    
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congrats on your promotion which may or may not have been affirmative action-related.
congrats on your promotion which may or may not have been affirmative action-related.

Affirmative Action Jokes,  Work Jokes One Liners,  
    
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