Jogging Jokes

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Go jogging with your girl until she's exhausted

She can't complain about you playing 2k when she tired
Go jogging with your girl until she's exhausted

She can't complain about you playing 2k when she tired


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Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

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A blizzard

You mean jogging conditions
A blizzard

You mean jogging conditions


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Started jogging

I have no idea what to do with my hands
Started jogging

I have no idea what to do with my hands


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If you don't stop following me I'll scream!!!

I'm not. I just walk at the speed you jog.
If you don't stop following me I'll scream!!!

I'm not. I just walk at the speed you jog.


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whenever i step on the scale

go jog, fat
whenever i step on the scale

go jog, fat


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Does running out of pizza count as cardio?
Does running out of pizza count as cardio?

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How I think I look when I run:

How I actually look:
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How I actually look:


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Unless you discovered a dead body, I don't want to hear about your morning jog.
Unless you discovered a dead body, I don't want to hear about your morning jog.

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i don't trust joggers, they're always the ones that find the dead bodies. just sayin'.
i don't trust joggers, they're always the ones that find the dead bodies. just sayin'.

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I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together & setting my pantyhose on fire
I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together & setting my pantyhose on fire

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Going out for a nice spring jog is quiet and peaceful, most of the time. However, this time around, these joggers get a surprise!

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Going out for a nice spring jog is quiet and peaceful, most of the time. However, this time around, these joggers get a surprise!

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people w go jogging at 5a.m. inspire me to get out of bed, get in my car and run them over.
people w go jogging at 5a.m. inspire me to get out of bed, get in my car and run them over.

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They should make an app that tells me how many oreos I can eat for each mile I jog.
They should make an app that tells me how many oreos I can eat for each mile I jog.

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When I see someone jogging down the street I'll drive by real slow and blast "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them a little inspiration.
When I see someone jogging down the street I'll drive by real slow and blast "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them a little inspiration.

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