Jogging Jokes

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Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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A blizzard

You mean jogging conditions
A blizzard

You mean jogging conditions


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Started jogging

I have no idea what to do with my hands
Started jogging

I have no idea what to do with my hands


Running Jokes,  Will Ferrell Memes,  
    
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If you don't stop following me I'll scream!!!

I'm not. I just walk at the speed you jog.
If you don't stop following me I'll scream!!!

I'm not. I just walk at the speed you jog.


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whenever i step on the scale

go jog, fat
whenever i step on the scale

go jog, fat


Memes,  Overweight Jokes,  Weight Humor,  
    
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Does running out of pizza count as cardio?
Does running out of pizza count as cardio?

Funny Quotes,  Pizza Jokes,  Funny Running Quotes,  
    
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How I think I look when I run:

How I actually look:
How I think I look when I run:

How I actually look:


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Unless you discovered a dead body, I don't want to hear about your morning jog.
Unless you discovered a dead body, I don't want to hear about your morning jog.

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i don't trust joggers, they're always the ones that find the dead bodies. just sayin'.
i don't trust joggers, they're always the ones that find the dead bodies. just sayin'.

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I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together & setting my pantyhose on fire
I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together & setting my pantyhose on fire

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Going out for a nice spring jog is quiet and peaceful, most of the time. However, this time around, these joggers get a surprise!

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Going out for a nice spring jog is quiet and peaceful, most of the time. However, this time around, these joggers get a surprise!

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people w go jogging at 5a.m. inspire me to get out of bed, get in my car and run them over.
people w go jogging at 5a.m. inspire me to get out of bed, get in my car and run them over.

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They should make an app that tells me how many oreos I can eat for each mile I jog.
They should make an app that tells me how many oreos I can eat for each mile I jog.

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When I see someone jogging down the street I'll drive by real slow and blast "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them a little inspiration.
When I see someone jogging down the street I'll drive by real slow and blast "Eye of the Tiger" just to give them a little inspiration.

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JOGGING for the first time in my new neighborhood, I saw another solitary figure running toward me. "Nice day, isn't it?" I called out. We passed before he could reply. The next day I set out again, and saw the same runner heading toward me. As we quickly passed, he shouted back, "It sure is!"

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