John Kerry Jokes

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A pair of two's?

Well, Iran, you win again
A pair of two's?

Well, Iran, you win again


Memes,  Iran Jokes,  Political Funny Jokes  
    
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Even I know

Liberals have tiny brains
Even I know

Liberals have tiny brains


Memes,  Liberal Jokes,  Democrat Jokes,  
    
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Would you like ketchup with these lies?
Would you like ketchup with these lies?

Funny Jokes,  Ketchup Jokes,  Jokes About Liars  
    
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Thinks an out of touch millionaire from Massachusetts who only pays 13% income tax is bad for America

Voted for John Kerry
Thinks an out of touch millionaire from Massachusetts who only pays 13% income tax is bad for America

Voted for John Kerry


Memes,  Politician Jokes,  College Liberal Meme (theme),  
    
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Iran, if you like your uranium enrichment plan,

You can keep your uranium enrichment plan
Iran, if you like your uranium enrichment plan,

You can keep your uranium enrichment plan


Memes,  Uranium Jokes,  Iran Jokes,  
    
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We have definite proof Assad is guilty

But we can't show you anything, you just have to trust us.
We have definite proof Assad is guilty

But we can't show you anything, you just have to trust us.


Memes,  Government Jokes One Liners,  Political Jokes One Liners,  
    
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The violence in Ukraine must stop...

White people live there!
The violence in Ukraine must stop...

White people live there!


Memes,  Ukraine Jokes,  Political Jokes 2014  
    
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john kerry used this picture to promote war in syria

it's from iraq in 2003
john kerry used this picture to promote war in syria

it's from iraq in 2003


Memes,  Funny Political,  Picture Fails  
    
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John Kerry has a new 757 jet to use while he campaigns for president. In the event that Kerry starts speaking, oxygen masks fall from the ceiling to keep people awake.

Airplane Jokes,  Bored Jokes,  Famous Jokes By Comedians,  
    
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Please, John Kerry, stop rolling up your sleeves like you're about to man a register at Costco. You're a Boston Brahmin who married not one, but two eccentric heiresses. You're not Joe Sixpack; you're Claus Von Bulow.


Politician Jokes,  Bill Maher Jokes  
    
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John Kerry met with Ralph Nader Wednesday in a closed door meeting. It wasn't a secret meeting, it was just so boring the press closed the door.

Ralph Nader Jokes,  Boring Jokes  
    
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John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there.

Funny Political Jokes,  Jay Leno Jokes,  Funny Comedians Jokes  
    
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This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message if I have one.'

Politician Jokes,  Funny Commercial Quotes  
    
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John Kerry told Tom Ridge he was too busy to receive a Homeland Security briefing. I thought that was odd, since you're not supposed to ignore terrorist threats until after you become president.

Funny Presidential Facts,  Security Jokes,  Funny Sarcastic Quotes  
    
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You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows."

Windsurfing Jokes,  Funny Comedian Quotes,  Jay Leno Jokes  
    
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