Johnny Jokes

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johnny never did come back to scol after the incident at the science fair...
johnny never did come back to scol after the incident at the science fair...

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Happy 500th surgery Johnny!!!

Wow, it's hard to believe I needed all those operations! 

Actually, you didn't need the last 23 - We just wanted cake.
Happy 500th surgery Johnny!!!

Wow, it's hard to believe I needed all those operations!

Actually, you didn't need the last 23 - We just wanted cake.


Funny Jokes,  Surgery Jokes,  Cake Jokes,  
    
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If Johnny Has 1,000 piece of rock candy, and he eats 950 pieces; What does he have?

Diabeetus!!!

Johnny has diabeetus!!!
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If Johnny Has 1,000 piece of rock candy, and he eats 950 pieces; What does he have?

Diabeetus!!!

Johnny has diabeetus!!!


Candy Jokes,  Disease Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes  
    
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Who invented small condoms? Little Johnny said It wasnt me

Condom Puns,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.

Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope. 


No Money Jokes,  Money Jokes One Liners,  
    
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One day little Johnny was walking past his grand parents house when he noticed his grandad sitting out on the porch in his rocking chair, wearing nothing from the waist down.

"Grandpa," said little Johnny, "why are you sitting outside half nude?"

The old man looked at his grandson sheepishly and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt and I got a stiff neck, this was your grandma's idea!


Old Man Joke,  Grandparent Jokes,  Funny Little Johnny Jokes,  
    
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The children were having the sex education class when the teacher asked, "Who can tell me what breasts are?"

"My mummy has breasts," replied little Sarah, "She has two of them."

"Very good Sarah." said the teacher, "Now who can tell me what a penis is?"
"I know!" little Johnny shouted out, "My daddy has two of them!"

"Two of them?" asked the teacher, "Are you sure?"
"Yeah," replied Johnny, "One of them is wrinkly and about the same size as mine and the other is about seven inches long and he uses it to brush mummy's teeth with!"


Naughty Johnny Jokes  
    
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little johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "hey dad! whatchya doin?" his father says, "i'm filling your mums tank" johnny says, "oh yeah! well you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milkman filled her this morning."
little johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "hey dad! whatchya doin?" his father says, "i'm filling your mums tank" johnny says, "oh yeah! well you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milkman filled her this morning."

Little Johnny Jokes,  Cheating Humor  
    
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"


Math Jokes,  Math Humor,  Clean Little Johnny Jokes,  
    
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Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous.

"Johnny", she called to her son, "...do me a favor and go find out how old Mrs. Robinson is." So six year old Johnny went down the stairs and knocked on Mrs. Robinson's door.

"So how is she?" asked Mrs. Green when John came back up. "How is she?" repeated John, "I've never seen her so mad in my life, she said its none of your business how old she is."


Funny Little Johnny Jokes,  Age Jokes,  Old Lady Jokes,  
    
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Little Johnny returned from school and saying he got an 'F' in Math.

"Why?" asked his father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"

"But that's right!", said his dad, upset at the injustice.

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f*@#%! difference?" asked his dad.

Little Johnny replied "That's exactly what I said!"


Math Humor,  Best Little Johnny Jokes,  Little Johnny Jokes  
    
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