Joke A Day

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When you're at a party with people you don't know...

...And your friend disappears
When you're at a party with people you don't know...

...And your friend disappears


Relatable Posts,  Party Humor,  Hilarious Cat Pictures,  
    
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Guess who went down the stairs all by himself today?

Proud slinky parents
Guess who went down the stairs all by himself today?

Proud slinky parents


Funny Pictures,  Toy Jokes,  Funny Parent Jokes,  
    
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Brothers and sisters I have none but this man's father is my father's son.
Who is the man?

Answer to this riddle is simple - the man is my son.


Riddle And Joke,  Best Free Jokes  
    
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How I think I look when I bite my lip

What I actually look like
How I think I look when I bite my lip

What I actually look like


Lip Jokes,  Jokes With Images  
    
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if you noticed the beef motherer in the back with a mag in his chain, i got some news for you
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if you noticed the beef motherer in the back with a mag in his chain, i got some news for you


Gay Test,  Trick Jokes,  Jokes With Images  
    
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Q: What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A: A ruler.


Really Funny One Liner Jokes,  Tall Jokes,  Riddle Jokes  
    
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Back in my day

I was the only one making annoying catchy music
Back in my day

I was the only one making annoying catchy music


Music Jokes,  Funny Jokes With Pictures,  Old Timer Jokes  
    
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Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle?

A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!


Ufo Jokes,  Food Jokes,  2 Line Jokes  
    
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

ECLIPSE IT!


Moon Jokes,  Hair Puns,  2 Line Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

A: They consider a million years ago to be Recent.


Loan Jokes,  Money Puns,  List Of Clean Jokes  
    
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Why did the man dump ground beef on his head?

He wanted a meatier shower!


Beef Jokes,  Head Jokes,  List Of Jokes For Kids,  
    
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I was very scared about going to the eye doctor to get a certain procedure done on my eyes.

The doctor tried to put me at ease but to no avail. It was after he finished with my first eye that I nearly jumped out of the chair. There there, he said only one eye left!


Eye Puns,  Doctor Jokes,  Eye Jokes  
    
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"If anyone calls this afternoon, Mary, I shall be out," announced the mistress.

"Well, as it 'appens, ma'am," replied Mary with finality, "I shall be out myself."


Work Humor,  Boss Jokes,  List Of Stupid Jokes  
    
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Have you heard about the new device that makes your car run 95% quieter?

Yeah, it fits right over her mouth!


Car Jokes,  Mouth Jokes,  
    
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What's the most disgusting thing about fucking little girls?

Cleaning the blood off your clown suit!


Blood Puns,  Worst Jokes Ever  
    
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