Joke Lines

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I don't always tell jokes,

But when I do, I have to explain them
I don't always tell jokes,

But when I do, I have to explain them


Memes,  Dos Equis Meme (theme),  Rotfl Jokes  
    
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I lost my job at the teddy bear factory today. They said I lied about my previous experience on my CV.

I did not lie, I raged, You just misunderstood. I really did spend 6 months working as a Fluffer.


Job Humor,  Fired Jokes,  Literary Puns  
    
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Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Pick Up Lines That Work,  Flirty One Liners  
    
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My father's name is laughing...
My Mother's name is smiling

Are you kidding?

No, kidding is my brother

I'm Joking
My father's name is laughing...
My Mother's name is smiling

Are you kidding?

No, kidding is my brother

I'm Joking


Funny Question And Answer Jokes,  Funny Chat Up Line,  
    
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Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!

Ya...Right!
Sometimes I feel that I have the worst job in the world!

Ya...Right!


Nice Joke Pictures,  Funny Picture Jokes,  
    
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Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?

A: The road!


Kid Riddles,  Travel Jokes,  Jokes And Riddles  
    
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I don't have time to ignore you right now, maybe some other time.

Rude Disses,  Time Jokes,  Good Jokes To Text  
    
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Q: Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

A: Because he was Haydn.


Piano Puns,  Piano Jokes,  Beethoven Jokes  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the peanut who was being interrogated?

A: He finally cracked


Peanut Jokes,  Food Puns,  List Of Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on a military base?

A: A flat major


Piano Puns,  Piano Jokes,  List Of Clean Jokes  
    
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What are nuts on a wall? Walnuts
What are nuts on a chest? Chestnuts
What are nuts on a chin? Blowjob


Nut Puns,  
    
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Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

Nun Jokes,  Good Jokes To Text  
    
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Q: What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding?

A: One less drunk


Drunk Jokes,  Irish Joke,  Irish Disses  
    
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What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot.


Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes,  Funny Thanksgiving Jokes  
    
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A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.

A tree falls on him.

Does anyone care?


Funny Jokes,  Tree Jokes,  Caring Jokes  
    
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