Joke Question And Answer

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Interviewer: Why do you want this job?

Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Interviewer: Why do you want this job?

Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food


Memes,  Job Interview Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  
    
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How do you make a tall person look more awkward? 

You cant.
How do you make a tall person look more awkward?

You cant.


Tall People Insults,  Funny Tall People Jokes,  
    
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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding?! Why would we let them do that?! The broken bulb is a national treasure, pointing to our rich, rich history and culture. No, we would rather build a shrine there, and charge admission to see the ancient luminosity device. Hmmm, maybe we could even sell little figurines.
How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding?! Why would we let them do that?! The broken bulb is a national treasure, pointing to our rich, rich history and culture. No, we would rather build a shrine there, and charge admission to see the ancient luminosity device. Hmmm, maybe we could even sell little figurines.


Archaeologist Jokes,  Light Bulb Jokes,  
    
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What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.
What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.


Offensive Canadian Jokes,  Funny Facts About Canada,  
    
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Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?

Because the box said it was for 2 to 4 years.
Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?

Because the box said it was for 2 to 4 years.


Puzzle Jokes,  Good Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Funniest Blonde Jokes,  
    
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How do brave Egyptians write?

 With Hero-glyphics!
How do brave Egyptians write?

With Hero-glyphics!


Egypt Puns,  Super Hero Jokes,  
    
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What has four wheels and flies?

A flying garbage truck
What has four wheels and flies?

A flying garbage truck


Garbage Truck Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  
    
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?


Lawyers Jokes,  
    
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What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?

I can't deal with you anymore
What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?

I can't deal with you anymore


Poker Puns,  Jokes About Cards,  Short Funny Jokes,  
    
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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?
How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Funny Jokes,  It Jokes,  Light Bulb Jokes,  
    
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what's the best place to hide after committing murder?
what's the best place to hide after committing murder?

Funny Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  Police Jokes,  
    
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Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?
Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

Funny Jokes,  Doctor Humor,  Doctor Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a nose without a body?
What do you call a nose without a body?

Memes,  Nose Puns,  Funny Nose Jokes,  
    
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What do you call it when your significant other makes breakfast sandwiches for a living?
What do you call it when your significant other makes breakfast sandwiches for a living?

Funny Jokes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?
What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

Funny Jokes,  Men Jokes About Women,  Single Jokes,  
    
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