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wife: i want a divorce. you can't keep quoting 2 chainz lyrics whenever you feel like t

me: lame  be quiet

wife: this is exactly what i mean
wife: i want a divorce. you can't keep quoting 2 chainz lyrics whenever you feel like t

me: lame be quiet

wife: this is exactly what i mean


Memes,  Divorce Meme,  
    
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Ive never given my blood, sweat and tears for anything because after the blood part Im like this is not a good activity.
Ive never given my blood, sweat and tears for anything because after the blood part Im like this is not a good activity.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Quote Of The Day Funny,  
    
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They should make an album of songs done by each one of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends, telling they side of the story.
They should make an album of songs done by each one of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends, telling they side of the story.

Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Jokes About Taylor Swift,  Great Clean Jokes,  
    
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Pay back the money

For what, for who?
Pay back the money

For what, for who?


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  Free Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.

me: why

brain: you gotta
Brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.

me: why

brain: you gotta


Funny Quotes,  Brain Jokes,  
    
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"Yes, tobacco counts as a leafy vegetable. But only if you're eating it as a salad."
"Yes, tobacco counts as a leafy vegetable. But only if you're eating it as a salad."

Funny Smoking Quotes,  Funny Doctor Quotes,  
    
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Freedom of speech is making stupidity famous...
Freedom of speech is making stupidity famous...

Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Funny Stupid Facts,  Funny English Quotes,  
    
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I love free speech...

I also love ignore, mute and block.
I love free speech...

I also love ignore, mute and block.


Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Facebook Joke Status,  
    
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I still got it at 60...

I just can't seem to remember what "it" is!
I still got it at 60...

I just can't seem to remember what "it" is!


60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny Quotes For 2015,  
    
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if you tell me to relax while i'm angry i will stab you in the neck with a knife
if you tell me to relax while i'm angry i will stab you in the neck with a knife

Funny Quotes,  Funny As Hell Quotes,  Angry Jokes,  
    
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Fake friends are like four quarters

They change for a dollar!
Fake friends are like four quarters

They change for a dollar!


Memes,  Fake Friends Jokes,  Funny True Sayings,  
    
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I speak my mind because I don't like to use my "shut up!" filter.
I speak my mind because I don't like to use my "shut up!" filter.

Funny Quotes,  Bill Engvall Jokes,  Funny Jokes To,  
    
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I get no respect the way my luck is running
If I was a polititian I would be honest
I get no respect the way my luck is running
If I was a polititian I would be honest


Funny Quotes,  Best Rodney Dangerfield Jokes,  Funny Political Sayings,  
    
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"Sam I am"?

Seriously? You just met me and a Dr. Seuss quote is what you're gonna go with?
"Sam I am"?

Seriously? You just met me and a Dr. Seuss quote is what you're gonna go with?


Funny Jokes,  Sam Joke,  
    
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they dropping kim nudes all over the place to distract us from the steadily rising durag prices.
they dropping kim nudes all over the place to distract us from the steadily rising durag prices.

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Kim Kardashian,  Top Jokes Of 2014,  
    
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