Joke Quotes

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I might look like I'm listening to you

But in my head I'm doing a Biathlon
I might look like I'm listening to you

But in my head I'm doing a Biathlon


Biathlon Jokes,  Funny Jokes And Sayings,  
    
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Everybody looks better tan
Everybody looks better tan

Funny Tanning Slogans,  Funny Slogans,  
    
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It's my 13th birthday and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

I hate this stupid shirt!
It's my 13th birthday and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

I hate this stupid shirt!


13th Birthday Jokes,  Funny Shirt Slogans,  Funny Teenage Quotes,  
    
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"Then, I thought, Hey, hold on a minute - maybe failure is an option."
"Then, I thought, Hey, hold on a minute - maybe failure is an option."

Homeless Meme,  Jokes About Failure,  Famous Funny Quotes About Life,  
    
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I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 150% of the time
I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 150% of the time

Stupid Funny Quotes,  Daily Funny Quotes,  
    
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"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." 

-Jerry M. Wright
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."

-Jerry M. Wright


Funny Music Sayings,  Growing Old Jokes,  Getting Old Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel about
Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel about

Funny Quotes,  Quotes Of The Day Funny,  
    
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if the deez nuts joke could die out already

that would be great
if the deez nuts joke could die out already

that would be great


Memes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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I'm pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishiest.
I'm pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get today, mine will be the wishiest.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Happy Birthday Wishes,  Cute Short Joke,  
    
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At first I was an egg, I was petrified.
At first I was an egg, I was petrified.

Funny Pictures,  Funny Thanksgiving Pictures,  
    
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The busy, bold beaver bit bitter, brown bark.
The busy, bold beaver bit bitter, brown bark.

Funny Quotes,  Tongue Twisters For Kids,  Beaver Jokes,  
    
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wednesday

up in this !
wednesday

up in this !


Meme,  Funny Wednesday Sayings,  Dry Humor,  
    
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If I lived below a tap dancer

I'd just put really powerful magnets on the ceiling
If I lived below a tap dancer

I'd just put really powerful magnets on the ceiling


Funny Jokes,  Dry Humor,  Magnet Jokes,  
    
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Slick slim slippers sliding south slowly
Slick slim slippers sliding south slowly

Funny Quotes,  Tongue Twisters For Kids,  
    
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You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most helpful thing I've ever read. 

What if I die tomorrow and never eat any  nachos

Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

Get out
You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most helpful thing I've ever read.

What if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

Get out


Funny Jokes,  Bad Puns,  Silly Inspirational Quotes,  
    
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