Joke Riddles

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Riddle me this!!!!
Riddle me this!!!!

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Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
KAPPITS (2)
FLOR: ALMENTEROS
Bae_nie357: A deck of cards
Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?


Jokes About Cards,  Jokes For Kids And Riddles,  
    
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A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.

How did he do it?
KAPPITS (9)
lily2358: 4535
lily2358: salamh
lily2358: 12358
lily2358: 2358
Haha: The code is different
Chesus: the code is different duh
hgjjhjh: jhmjkjh,,j
Tori: He code was different
nadan: valeshka
A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.

How did he do it?


Trick Joke Questions,  Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Clever Humor,  
    
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Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
KAPPITS (1)
Bae_nie357: Jonny
Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Funny Iq Questions And Answers,  Jokes Or Riddles For Kids,  Fun Jokes For Kids And Riddles,  
    
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Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?
Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?

Funny Tricky Questions And Answers,  Fun Trivia Quizzes,  Fun Trivia Questions,  
    
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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces?

Guacamole
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces?

Guacamole


Memes,  Chemistry Cat Meme (theme),  
    
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Dhoni is now two fiith of his older brother's age and two years from now he will be half of his brother's age. Two years ago, Dhoni was only one-fourth the age of his older brother age at that time.

How old is Dhoni now?
Dhoni is now two fiith of his older brother's age and two years from now he will be half of his brother's age. Two years ago, Dhoni was only one-fourth the age of his older brother age at that time.

How old is Dhoni now?


Brain Teasers,  List Of Brain Teasers,  
    
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What is full of holes but still holds water?
What is full of holes but still holds water?

Brain Teasers,  List Of Brain Teasers,  
    
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What is two feet tall, black and stands at the end of a baby cot?

Gary Glitter's boots!


Jokes And Riddles Funny,  Riddle Jokes,  
    
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You have 10 fish, 5 drowned, 3 came back to life. How many fish do you have?

Stop counting smart one. Fish can't Drown
KAPPITS (1)
Lecrae: 13
You have 10 fish, 5 drowned, 3 came back to life. How many fish do you have?

Stop counting smart one. Fish can't Drown


Fish Jokes,  Riddle Jokes,  Kid Riddles,  
    
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What part of the Turkey has the most feathers?

The outside


Riddles,  Wild Turkey Jokes,  Turkey Jokes,  
    
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

(In the piano!)


Music Jokes,  Music Humor,  Jokes Funny  
    
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What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

(Arrrrrgyle!)


Riddles,  Riddles Joke,  Riddles Jokes,  
    
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Why is slippery ice like music?

(If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!)


Music Jokes,  Music Humor,  Jokes Funny  
    
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Why is a piano so hard to open?

(Because the keys are on the inside!)


Music Jokes,  Music Humor,  Jokes Funny  
    
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