Joke Text Messages

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When God gives you another chance...
When God gives you another chance...

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when he texts you first

i will nut on your toaster strudel
when he texts you first

i will nut on your toaster strudel


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When you don't open the groupchat for an hour and have to catch up on all the unread messages
When you don't open the groupchat for an hour and have to catch up on all the unread messages

Funny Movie Memes,  Group Chat Memes,  
    
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w to tell that your girlfriend is drunk

babe

babe

babe

babe

babe
w to tell that your girlfriend is drunk

babe

babe

babe

babe

babe


Girlfriend Memes,  Drunk Text Jokes,  
    
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Don't forget to unleaded the dishwasher

Did you finish your homework?

We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Dad and I talked,  we are going to buy you a car next month. 

U are??? Omg thank u

No.  We're not.  I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts. 

That was cruel
Don't forget to unleaded the dishwasher

Did you finish your homework?

We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.

U are??? Omg thank u

No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.

That was cruel


Funny Pictures And Text Messages,  Jokes For Text Messages,  
    
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what'd one ocean say to the over?

nothing they just waved

sea what i did there?

don't be a beach,  reply!!!!

okay okay i s stop now

o

..... that's all i get back to my hilarious stream of jokes? f u.  f u all.
what'd one ocean say to the over?

nothing they just waved

sea what i did there?

don't be a beach, reply!!!!

okay okay i s stop now

o

..... that's all i get back to my hilarious stream of jokes? f u. f u all.


Latest Text Messages,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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wow,  they didn't even open up my . they just squished it a little. 

wow.  bag.  best typo ever.
wow, they didn't even open up my . they just squished it a little.

wow. bag. best typo ever.


Funny Joke Text Messages,  Funny Text Messages Fails,  
    
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i wanna lick your 

w is this?

 u

no seriously... i lost some numbers and i want to get my  licked
i wanna lick your

w is this?

u

no seriously... i lost some numbers and i want to get my licked


Memes,  Jokes For Text Messages,  
    
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Looking back at the texts from the night before
Looking back at the texts from the night before

Memes,  Funny Text Jokes,  
    
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do you ever just read the first sentence in a text message & think "oh  no i do not have time for this ".
do you ever just read the first sentence in a text message & think "oh no i do not have time for this ".

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You called my baby ugly?

No I said your baby look just like you

Oh...

You ugly tho.
You called my baby ugly?

No I said your baby look just like you

Oh...

You ugly tho.


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So can we talk?

Talk about what?

US

Why u wanna talk about the United States?
So can we talk?

Talk about what?

US

Why u wanna talk about the United States?


Funny Jokes,  Text Joke Of The Day,  Latest Text Messages,  
    
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wyd ?

just got out the swer.

witut me

don't be one of tse ...
wyd ?

just got out the swer.

witut me

don't be one of tse ...


Memes,  Texting Memes,  Texting Fails,  
    
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do u ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think oh  no i do not have time for this
do u ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think oh no i do not have time for this

Funny Quotes,  Texting Jokes,  
    
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How to flirt with me

I have food

You can have it
How to flirt with me

I have food

You can have it


Funny Jokes,  Flirty Jokes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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