Jokes About Alaska

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I have never heard too much about Alaska before except that it is extremely cold, people ride sled dogs, hunt and eat moose, use leaves for toilet paper and well it’s cold. When Sarah Palin came on the scene I learned that you could see Russia from a porch in Alaska.

Here we have added the most popular and viral jokes about Alaska from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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Move to Alaska they said

Weather isn't that bad
Move to Alaska they said

Weather isn't that bad


Memes,  Weather Jokes For Kids,  Weather Memes,  
    
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Why is Alaska so cold?

Isn't it next to Mexico?
Why is Alaska so cold?

Isn't it next to Mexico?


Hilarious Dumb Blonde Jokes,  Blonde Questions  
    
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Meanwhile in 

Alaska
Meanwhile in

Alaska


Humor Photos,  Silly Puns,  Meanwhile In  
    
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How to impress woman in Alaska kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her.

How to impress a man in Alaska: Show up naked with beer.


Funny Comparison Jokes,  Alaska Jokes,  Flirty Puns  
    
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Why do folks in Alaska go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

Cuz 17 and under not admitted.


Stupid Silly Jokes,  Funny Jokes Humor  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alaska State Lottery?

A: The winner gets $4 a year for a million years.


Lottery Jokes,  Alaska State Jokes,  
    
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You Know You`re In Alaska When you know which leaves make good toilet paper.

Alaska Jokes,  Humorous One Liners  
    
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Q: What do both Alaska fans and maggots have in common?

A: They can both live off a dead bear for years.


Alaska State Jokes,  Funny Comparison Jokes  
    
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A man walks into a store says to the clerk, "I'd like a pair of red shoes, a white shirt, a pair of red pants, and a pair of white shoes."

The clerk looks at him and shakes his head saying, "You must be an Alaska fan!" The man proclaims with pride, "How could you tell, was it the color scheme!"

The clerk looks at him and says "No, this is a hardware store."


Alaska Jokes,  Story Jokes Clean  
    
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Why didn't Jesus come from Alaska?

Ain't no wisemen, ain't no virgins.


Alaska Jokes,  Jesus Jokes Offensive  
    
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Q. Why did they build the Mercedes plant so close to the University of Alaska ?

A. Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road.


Alaska State Jokes,  Mercedes-benz Jokes,  Dumb One Liners,  
    
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What is the capital of Alaska?
(Oh, Juneau this one!)


Alaska State Jokes,  Alaska Jokes  
    
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Sarah Palin quit being governor of Alaska. Glad someone in the family knows how to pull out. -- David Feldman

Sarah Palin Jokes,  Alaska State Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do you know your Alaskan?

A: You know which leaves make good toilet paper!


Alaska Jokes,  List Of Jokes  
    
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Q: How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?

A: By shoveling their driveways!


Alaska Jokes,  Workout Jokes  
    
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