Jokes About Americans

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To hear other countries tell it Americans are the dumbest group of people in the entire world. Some Americans may even say the same thing about themselves. Seriously, if you look at it from a media standpoint you see that even though our unemployment rate is high and we cry broke and lack insurance we always seem to spend hours standing in line for iPhone releases and Black Friday deals.

Here we have added the most popular and viral jokes about Americans from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing through our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Quick reminder that the same people who want to outlaw burning the flag are fine with using it to wipe potato salad off your face.
Quick reminder that the same people who want to outlaw burning the flag are fine with using it to wipe potato salad off your face.

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Canadian border patrol

Watching for illegal Americans
Canadian border patrol

Watching for illegal Americans


Memes,  Canadian Jokes One Liners,  Immigrant Jokes,  
    
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People will be celebrating tomorrow nights election result 1 or 2 ways
People will be celebrating tomorrow nights election result 1 or 2 ways

Memes,  Election Day Memes,  
    
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If American women are so outraged at Trumps use of naughty words

Who the hell bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Grey
If American women are so outraged at Trumps use of naughty words

Who the hell bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Grey


Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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A picture of 99.99999% of American households as the National Anthem is being played during a televised sporting event
A picture of 99.99999% of American households as the National Anthem is being played during a televised sporting event

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Pentagon loses $6.5 trillion

Meh

Police killing 1000's of people

Meh

Athlete doesn't stand for national anthem
Pentagon loses $6.5 trillion

Meh

Police killing 1000's of people

Meh

Athlete doesn't stand for national anthem


Memes,  Colin Kaepernick Jokes,  
    
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Both named Michael. Both American heroes.
Both named Michael. Both American heroes.

Memes,  Michael Phelps Jokes,  Fictional Character Jokes,  
    
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Brazilian jail...

Awaiting American swimmers
Brazilian jail...

Awaiting American swimmers


Memes,  Brazil Jokes,  Jail Jokes,  
    
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(Kim Jong-Un declares war on U.S.)

"Maybe now the Americans will take me seriously

America:
(Kim Jong-Un declares war on U.S.)

"Maybe now the Americans will take me seriously

America:


Memes,  Kim Jong Un Meme,  War Jokes,  
    
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Last week, Americans were scared of gays in public restrooms and memorializing a muslim sports figure

This wee they suddenly care about gays and are afraid of muslims

Behold the power of mainstream media
Last week, Americans were scared of gays in public restrooms and memorializing a muslim sports figure

This wee they suddenly care about gays and are afraid of muslims

Behold the power of mainstream media


Memes,  2016 Memes,  
    
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Mexicans in America

Americans in Mexico
Mexicans in America

Americans in Mexico


Memes,  Jokes About Mexicans,  
    
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Did you know 

That Americans 

Make some shitty ass cars?

That may be true but I have to say

In 1945 we made some pretty awesome bombs
Did you know

That Americans

Make some shitty ass cars?

That may be true but I have to say

In 1945 we made some pretty awesome bombs


Memes,  Offensive Asian Jokes,  
    
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Americans be like, "can you pass me the remote?"
Americans be like, "can you pass me the remote?"

Memes,  Be Like Meme,  
    
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2012: Obama can't be president, he was born in Kenya! 

2016: I think I'll vote for Ted Cruz
2012: Obama can't be president, he was born in Kenya!

2016: I think I'll vote for Ted Cruz


Kenya Jokes,  Ted Cruz Meme,  
    
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Ice water challenge?

This is "Avantouinti" and it's kinda popular here in Finland.
Ice water challenge?

This is "Avantouinti" and it's kinda popular here in Finland.


Memes,  Finland Jokes,  Ice Bucket Challenge,  
    
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