Jokes About Being Sick

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Me: Lactose irritates my bowl

Me to me: Eat the cheese
Me: Lactose irritates my bowl

Me to me: Eat the cheese


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Me- I got this weird cough and my throat is so sore! I think I have a cold *check Web MD*

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Me- I got this weird cough and my throat is so sore! I think I have a cold *check Web MD*

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Memes,  Coughing Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Me tomorrow morning:

*Calls work*

Me: "I'm sorry I can't come in today."

Boss: "Why is that?"

Me: "Some family members have died."

RIP Glenn and Abraham
Me tomorrow morning:

*Calls work*

Me: "I'm sorry I can't come in today."

Boss: "Why is that?"

Me: "Some family members have died."

RIP Glenn and Abraham


Memes,  The Walking Dead Memes,  
    
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when that 1 coworker starts that "i feel sick"  so she can leave early and now u gon be workin late on a friday
when that 1 coworker starts that "i feel sick" so she can leave early and now u gon be workin late on a friday

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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When you Google symptoms of your cold and it tells you you've got three different diseases, you're pregnant and got two weeks to live
When you Google symptoms of your cold and it tells you you've got three different diseases, you're pregnant and got two weeks to live

Memes,  Funny Obama Pictures With Captions,  Crying Meme,  
    
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When you're checking your cold symptoms on WebMD & find out you have Hepatitis B with a side of Cancer
When you're checking your cold symptoms on WebMD & find out you have Hepatitis B with a side of Cancer

Memes,  Disease Jokes,  
    
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Haven't even eaten it yet and I'm already sitting on the toilet.

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Haven't even eaten it yet and I'm already sitting on the toilet.

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Memes,  Fast Food Meme,  Funny Toilet Sayings,  
    
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When ur trying to call in sick to work and ur friend starts asking u what bikini ur wearing to the beach today
When ur trying to call in sick to work and ur friend starts asking u what bikini ur wearing to the beach today

Memes,  Planning Jokes,  
    
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When u pretend to be sick so u can stay home from school and when ur mom leaves you're just like
When u pretend to be sick so u can stay home from school and when ur mom leaves you're just like

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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When you've already decided you're going to call in sick tomorrow and everyone says 'see you tomorrow' as you're walking out the door
When you've already decided you're going to call in sick tomorrow and everyone says 'see you tomorrow' as you're walking out the door

Memes,  Day Off Jokes,  
    
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Allergy season got me like
Allergy season got me like

Memes,  Allergy Meme,  
    
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doctor: under symptom you put super sick?

him:*heelys around the room*

doctor: ly  you are ing siiick!
doctor: under symptom you put super sick?

him:*heelys around the room*

doctor: ly you are ing siiick!


Memes,  Best Sick Jokes,  
    
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Step 2: Mix and gargle
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Step 2: Mix and gargle


Slug Jokes,  Website Jokes,  
    
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when you fake sick to stay me but then you parents leave.
when you fake sick to stay me but then you parents leave.

Memes,  Childhood Meme,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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when a grown  man gets sick
when a grown man gets sick

Memes,  Sick Jokes,  Funny Jokes List,  
    
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