Jokes About Being Sick

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when yo sinuses ing up
when yo sinuses ing up

Memes,  Nose Jokes,  
    
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"I prefer winter" you're currently snuggling and coughing but ok then
"I prefer winter" you're currently snuggling and coughing but ok then

Memes,  Funny Winter Quotes,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Me walking to my parents room at 2am telling them I threw up
Me walking to my parents room at 2am telling them I threw up

Memes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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me vs. all of my allergic  friends during pollen season
me vs. all of my allergic friends during pollen season

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  Allergy Meme,  
    
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"You're a sick person if you stop talking to someone just because of their political opinions"

Me:
"You're a sick person if you stop talking to someone just because of their political opinions"

Me:


Memes,  Petty Memes,  Political Funny Jokes,  
    
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Can y'all cough & sneeze in your damn elbow! The FLU is literally murking people and yall out here being disrespectful
Can y'all cough & sneeze in your damn elbow! The FLU is literally murking people and yall out here being disrespectful

Memes,  Flu Jokes,  
    
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When your nose is stopped up and you start remembering and cherishing the times you cold breathe outta both nostrils
When your nose is stopped up and you start remembering and cherishing the times you cold breathe outta both nostrils

Memes,  Nose Jokes,  
    
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When I wake up with a sore throat and nasal congestion
When I wake up with a sore throat and nasal congestion

Memes,  Waking Up Jokes,  
    
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Me: Lactose irritates my bowl

Me to me: Eat the cheese
Me: Lactose irritates my bowl

Me to me: Eat the cheese


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  Cheese Jokes,  
    
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Me- I got this weird cough and my throat is so sore! I think I have a cold *check Web MD*

Web MD-
Me- I got this weird cough and my throat is so sore! I think I have a cold *check Web MD*

Web MD-


Memes,  Coughing Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Me tomorrow morning:

*Calls work*

Me: "I'm sorry I can't come in today."

Boss: "Why is that?"

Me: "Some family members have died."

RIP Glenn and Abraham
Me tomorrow morning:

*Calls work*

Me: "I'm sorry I can't come in today."

Boss: "Why is that?"

Me: "Some family members have died."

RIP Glenn and Abraham


Memes,  The Walking Dead Memes,  
    
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when that 1 coworker starts that "i feel sick"  so she can leave early and now u gon be workin late on a friday
when that 1 coworker starts that "i feel sick" so she can leave early and now u gon be workin late on a friday

Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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When you Google symptoms of your cold and it tells you you've got three different diseases, you're pregnant and got two weeks to live
When you Google symptoms of your cold and it tells you you've got three different diseases, you're pregnant and got two weeks to live

Memes,  Funny Obama Pictures With Captions,  Crying Meme,  
    
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When you're checking your cold symptoms on WebMD & find out you have Hepatitis B with a side of Cancer
When you're checking your cold symptoms on WebMD & find out you have Hepatitis B with a side of Cancer

Memes,  Disease Jokes,  
    
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Haven't even eaten it yet and I'm already sitting on the toilet.

Burger King to unveil 'Whopperito'
Haven't even eaten it yet and I'm already sitting on the toilet.

Burger King to unveil 'Whopperito'


Memes,  Fast Food Meme,  Funny Toilet Sayings,  
    
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