Jokes About Cards

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"How do you get so many girls?"

Me: It's simple..
"How do you get so many girls?"

Me: It's simple..


Memes,  Funny Pokemon Images,  
    
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Joke Riddles,  Jokes For Kids And Riddles,  
    
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What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?

I can't deal with you anymore
What did the poker dealer say to the deck of cards?

I can't deal with you anymore


Poker Puns,  Short Funny Jokes,  
    
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They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero.
They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero.

Poker Puns,  Poker Jokes,  Funny Loser Jokes,  
    
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Why can't I hold 

All this removal
Why can't I hold

All this removal


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Card Jokes,  
    
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i summon exodia! 

we're playing poker you old piece of
i summon exodia!

we're playing poker you old piece of


Hide The Pain Harold,  Mean Old People Jokes,  
    
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harold knows this  is cheating. look at tse aces.
harold knows this is cheating. look at tse aces.

Hide The Pain Harold,  Cheating Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Barbeque Jokes,  Best Funny Jokes 2015,  
    
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Barber: What do you want?

Customer: Have you ever played cards?

Barber: Say no more
Barber: What do you want?

Customer: Have you ever played cards?

Barber: Say no more


Memes,  Barber Jokes,  Funny Hair Cuts,  
    
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There are two reason why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in my Audi A8. 

-No girlfriend
-No Audi A8
There are two reason why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in my Audi A8.

-No girlfriend
-No Audi A8


Meme,  Yao Ming Face (theme),  Good Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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Hallmark should make a card for occasions when you want to say, 'I told you so!'
Hallmark should make a card for occasions when you want to say, 'I told you so!'

Relatable Posts,  Funny Cards,  
    
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That moment when

Your partner cuts you in Spades
That moment when

Your partner cuts you in Spades


Denzel Washington Jokes,  That Moment When Meme,  Angry Meme  
    
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If looks could kill, a lot of people would die with bridge cards in their hands.

Bridge Puns,  Gamer Jokes  
    
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The former sailor preferred to forget the days he spent playing cards in submarines. He said it was all just bridge under the water.

Card Jokes,  Bridge Puns  
    
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The only time most husbands and wives get enjoyment out of holding hands is when they are playing bridge.

Bridge Puns,  Gamer Jokes,  Married Life Jokes  
    
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