Jokes About Cars

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The scariest pumpkin

Of all time
The scariest pumpkin

Of all time


Memes,  Pumpkin Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Met my husband today. Now I just have to stand around and wait for him to show up
Met my husband today. Now I just have to stand around and wait for him to show up

Memes,  Sexist Jokes,  Gold Digger Meme,  
    
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Your neighbor's face when you start your car:
Your neighbor's face when you start your car:

Memes,  Neighbor Humor,  Noise Jokes,  
    
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Tryna be a good citizen with a 9-5 but the trap house next door just got another new S Class Coupe parked in front
Tryna be a good citizen with a 9-5 but the trap house next door just got another new S Class Coupe parked in front

Memes,  Ironic Joke,  Life Memes,  
    
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Whats the retail on one of those?

More than you can afford....
Whats the retail on one of those?

More than you can afford....


Memes,  Fast And Furious Memes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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Dealer: What are you looking for?

Me: I literally hate crowds

Dealer: Say no more
Dealer: What are you looking for?

Me: I literally hate crowds

Dealer: Say no more


Ford Mustang Jokes,  Car Meme,  Funny Meme Jokes,  
    
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When you get in your hot ass car on a hot ass day cut on your AC and hot ass air blows out
When you get in your hot ass car on a hot ass day cut on your AC and hot ass air blows out

Memes,  Hot Jokes,  Pepe The Frog Memes,  
    
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"I asked for 50 cars. Not 49 and a half"

"I was leaving a carshow and these people were all like "do a burnout!"
"I asked for 50 cars. Not 49 and a half"

"I was leaving a carshow and these people were all like "do a burnout!"


Memes,  Nicholas Cage Meme,  Mustang Jokes,  
    
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People be like 'Tag the owner'

Bank
People be like 'Tag the owner'

Bank


Memes,  Loan Jokes,  
    
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We all fight

We all talk crap

But it's ok

Because in the end

We all hate...

The Prius
We all fight

We all talk crap

But it's ok

Because in the end

We all hate...

The Prius


Toyota Jokes,  Jeep Jokes,  Truck Humor,  
    
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Got a Lexus

Time for a selfie
Got a Lexus

Time for a selfie


Lexus Jokes,  Funny Dog Memes,  Selfie Memes,  
    
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If you drive one of these and you're not a cop I hate you
If you drive one of these and you're not a cop I hate you

Memes,  Police Car Jokes,  Auto Jokes,  
    
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If you think Nissan will be more reliable than a Toyota

You're gonna have a bad time
If you think Nissan will be more reliable than a Toyota

You're gonna have a bad time


Toyota Jokes,  Super Cool Ski Instructor (theme),  
    
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Buys a used Toyota at a great price 

Gas pedal sticks
Buys a used Toyota at a great price

Gas pedal sticks


Toyota Jokes,  Bad Luck Brian (theme),  New Car Jokes,  
    
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A Peugeot in braces

You can't get any uglier than this
A Peugeot in braces

You can't get any uglier than this


Braces Insults,  Ugly Insults,  Funny Car Jokes,  
    
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