Jokes About Children

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When you're half asleep

And your child is standing next to the bed staring at you
When you're half asleep

And your child is standing next to the bed staring at you


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When you hear your child having a conversation but remember its only you two in the house
When you hear your child having a conversation but remember its only you two in the house

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Me: You think we'll have cute kids?

Wife: We have kids silly

Me: Sure but they're ugly
Me: You think we'll have cute kids?

Wife: We have kids silly

Me: Sure but they're ugly


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When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home...
When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home...

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Lmfaoooooo bruh. Idk what's funnier. Her little brother's ID picture or his signature
Lmfaoooooo bruh. Idk what's funnier. Her little brother's ID picture or his signature

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This baby kept turning around to hold my finger. If I moved it away he started screaming. Pretty sure we're bff now.
This baby kept turning around to hold my finger. If I moved it away he started screaming. Pretty sure we're bff now.

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i know he's only two years old, but prince george already looks like a ing head
i know he's only two years old, but prince george already looks like a ing head

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guy: why is there broken condoms on the couch?

lady: would you please call our children by their real names?
guy: why is there broken condoms on the couch?

lady: would you please call our children by their real names?


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Me: I'm heading out to the bar with Frank

Wife: What about our children?

Me; Don't be stupid, they're not old enough
Me: I'm heading out to the bar with Frank

Wife: What about our children?

Me; Don't be stupid, they're not old enough


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Interviewer: Why do u want to work for our daycare?

[thinking about all the lil snacks I'm gonna steal]

Me: I just really care about children
Interviewer: Why do u want to work for our daycare?

[thinking about all the lil snacks I'm gonna steal]

Me: I just really care about children


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Doc: Everyone who's gonna be 11 years old raise their hand

Girl: *starts raising hand*

Doc: *pushes hand down* not a chance
Doc: Everyone who's gonna be 11 years old raise their hand

Girl: *starts raising hand*

Doc: *pushes hand down* not a chance


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When you tell your kids to stop running around playing but they don't listen now you her a "thump" & a loud cry
When you tell your kids to stop running around playing but they don't listen now you her a "thump" & a loud cry

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this lol  child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm
this lol child about to be sent to the uno equivalent of the shadow realm

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How I envision

Having three children
How I envision

Having three children


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A group of kids is called a migraine.
A group of kids is called a migraine.

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