Jokes About Couples

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We have found the funniest jokes about couples that we could find and added them here. Things like posting lovey dovey couple pictures on social media but in real life beating each other up like you stole something to dating an ugly person because you have no other options are just a few of the jokes and memes you will find in this section.

We have added the funniest memes and jokes about couples that we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us. While you are here browsing through our collection of jokes, memes, videos and articles please rate your favorites; share them with your friends and kappit! We are continuously are always adding new content, we invite you to check back often.
Nobody:

Any couple at your hometown bar:
Nobody:

Any couple at your hometown bar:


Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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When the homie and his girl arguing and he throw a chair at her...

Me:

Yall good?
When the homie and his girl arguing and he throw a chair at her...

Me:

Yall good?


Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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These rings let you feel your partner's heartbeat anywhere in the world...

"FaceTime me right now, Marcus! I know your resting heart rate and this ain't it! You running at 3am?
These rings let you feel your partner's heartbeat anywhere in the world...

"FaceTime me right now, Marcus! I know your resting heart rate and this ain't it! You running at 3am?


Memes,  Ring Jokes,  
    
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Hey guys, I was arguing with my girl and she said I was right.. What should I do?

Tell her you're sorry, you didn't mean to be right.
Hey guys, I was arguing with my girl and she said I was right.. What should I do?

Tell her you're sorry, you didn't mean to be right.


Memes,  Argument Jokes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  
    
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You ever just see people from your hometown that starting dating and it's so random that you're like "damn ok they've really run out of people over there"
You ever just see people from your hometown that starting dating and it's so random that you're like "damn ok they've really run out of people over there"

Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  Small Town Jokes,  
    
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When you and your man are arguing and you both start mocking each other.
When you and your man are arguing and you both start mocking each other.

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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Couples who have their significant others name's in their bio's are the same ppl who screamed when somebody tuned the lights off in middle school
Couples who have their significant others name's in their bio's are the same ppl who screamed when somebody tuned the lights off in middle school

Memes,  Funny Middle School Jokes,  
    
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Coupe that love Olive Garden to name their daughter Olivia Garton
Coupe that love Olive Garden to name their daughter Olivia Garton

Memes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Funny Name Jokes,  
    
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This dude feeding his girl ice cream while purse shopping is the most whipped thing i've ever seen.
This dude feeding his girl ice cream while purse shopping is the most whipped thing i've ever seen.

Memes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  Jokes About Relationships,  
    
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Bro my girlfriend be changing me monthly payments to keep her like its a subscription, what is life
Bro my girlfriend be changing me monthly payments to keep her like its a subscription, what is life

Memes,  Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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How y'all look when you break up, cause a scene, talk shit ab each other, and then get back together
How y'all look when you break up, cause a scene, talk shit ab each other, and then get back together

Memes,  Funny Relationship Jokes,  
    
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When ur relationship is based solely off of memes and roasting one another and they finally say something sweet and considerate 

Oh no baby what! is you doing???
When ur relationship is based solely off of memes and roasting one another and they finally say something sweet and considerate

Oh no baby what! is you doing???


Memes,  Funny Relationship Jokes,  Roasting Jokes,  
    
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When you see a couple on you timeline being all lovey dovey, but you know one of them getting cheated on
When you see a couple on you timeline being all lovey dovey, but you know one of them getting cheated on

Memes,  Secret Jokes,  Social Media Meme,  
    
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"We are engaged"
"We are married"
'We bought a house"
"We are pregnant"

I am drunk.
"We are engaged"
"We are married"
'We bought a house"
"We are pregnant"

I am drunk.


Memes,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  Social Media Meme,  
    
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Him: Do you wanna try and make it right for the 938274th time?

Her: Have you changed?

Him: No

Her: OK lets try
Him: Do you wanna try and make it right for the 938274th time?

Her: Have you changed?

Him: No

Her: OK lets try


Memes,  Logical Jokes,  Funny Relationship Sayings,  
    
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