Jokes About Food

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"There's free food after the event"

Me:
"There's free food after the event"

Me:


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Shoutout to planet fitness for opening this jar of pickles for me
Shoutout to planet fitness for opening this jar of pickles for me

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"Come get sum food wit me"

"I'm broke."

"Did I ask if you had money?"

These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be
"Come get sum food wit me"

"I'm broke."

"Did I ask if you had money?"

These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be


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I want someone to look at me the same way this hippie chick looks at her avocado.
I want someone to look at me the same way this hippie chick looks at her avocado.

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What my food sees when I'm leaving the drive-thru
What my food sees when I'm leaving the drive-thru

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Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, non of it is sweet and non o it is microwavable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, non of it is sweet and non o it is microwavable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

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U let your friend get a nacho from your plate and they grab the Maser Nacho u had been saving for the finale
U let your friend get a nacho from your plate and they grab the Maser Nacho u had been saving for the finale

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Me: [Consistently uses food as a coping mechanism]

Me: [gains weight]

Me:
Me: [Consistently uses food as a coping mechanism]

Me: [gains weight]

Me:


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Saw a husband tonight trade his plate of good with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that's the kind of marriage I want
Saw a husband tonight trade his plate of good with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that's the kind of marriage I want

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The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right
The food you eat while you're deciding what you wanna eat doesnt count right

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Did I just do something? Or like I'm late?

Wait what ..... ya mama let you open 3 different boxes of cereal
Did I just do something? Or like I'm late?

Wait what ..... ya mama let you open 3 different boxes of cereal


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Vegan Pizza
Vegan Pizza

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Dear flight attendants,

If you see I'm asleep when you're serving snacks and drinks, please wake my ass up.

Sincerely,
I want my money's worth.
Dear flight attendants,

If you see I'm asleep when you're serving snacks and drinks, please wake my ass up.

Sincerely,
I want my money's worth.


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What are you looking forward to on Thanksgiving?

Dem debbled eggs
What are you looking forward to on Thanksgiving?

Dem debbled eggs


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Where does all your money go?

Me:
Where does all your money go?

Me:


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