Jokes About Fruit

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First person to eat a banana: this is not good

First person to peel a banana: dude guess what
First person to eat a banana: this is not good

First person to peel a banana: dude guess what


Memes,  Banana Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store,  I'm ready to become a dad.
Now that I know what type of watermelon to pick up from the local food store, I'm ready to become a dad.

Memes,  Shopping Jokes,  Grocery Jokes,  
    
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Fruit that your mom cuts and brings to your room with a fork just tastes better than regular fruit and that's a fact.
Fruit that your mom cuts and brings to your room with a fork just tastes better than regular fruit and that's a fact.

Memes,  Funny Fruit Facts,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: I'm ripe

Banana at am that morning: Hahaha I'm rotten booooooy, welcome to brown town
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: I'm ripe

Banana at am that morning: Hahaha I'm rotten booooooy, welcome to brown town


Memes,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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pear pressure is real

do it
pear pressure is real

do it


Memes,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive, and if it's not ripe then you're left with this 10 pound ball that tastes like a weirdly textured cucumber
Watermelons are the easiest fruit to get disappointed by. So expensive, and if it's not ripe then you're left with this 10 pound ball that tastes like a weirdly textured cucumber

Memes,  Watermelon Jokes,  
    
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How does this make you feel?
How does this make you feel?

Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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If you're having a bad day just remember someone bought this watermelon
If you're having a bad day just remember someone bought this watermelon

Memes,  Bad Day Jokes,  Funny Watermelon Jokes,  
    
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The floor is pineapples on pizza
The floor is pineapples on pizza

Memes,  The Floor Is Meme,  
    
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Whenever I eat a banana in the car I toss the peel out the window in hopes to see some Mario Kart madness behind me.
Whenever I eat a banana in the car I toss the peel out the window in hopes to see some Mario Kart madness behind me.

Memes,  Mario Kart Jokes,  Banana Jokes,  
    
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Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in...
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in...

Memes,  Funny Food Signs,  Funny Pizza Slogans,  
    
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Avocados be like

1:00pm

1:00pm

1:00pm

1:01pm
Avocados be like

1:00pm

1:00pm

1:00pm

1:01pm


Memes,  Avocado Jokes,  Be Like,  
    
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What did the honeydew say to the watermelon?

We cantaloupe
What did the honeydew say to the watermelon?

We cantaloupe


Watermelon Puns,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Silly Jokes,  
    
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when you cose fruit as a side and feel healthy af
when you cose fruit as a side and feel healthy af

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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i own the pineapple trade in guyana 

i suggest you leave
i own the pineapple trade in guyana

i suggest you leave


Guyana Jokes,  Chuck Norris Jokes,  
    
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