Jokes About Kentucky

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Jokes about kentuckyNot saying Kentucky sucks but Kentucky sucks
Mmm-mmm good tasty Kentucky Fried Chicken. Wait. Not that part of Kentucky but the home of the Wildcats part of Kentucky. I think almost every state has some crazy laws, but it’s illegal for a woman to be in a swimsuit on a highway unless she is being escorted by a police officer. So yeah, umm here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny jokes about Kentucky and jokes from all over the Internet.

We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Math is illegal in Kentucky

5 arrested in math lab bust
Math is illegal in Kentucky

5 arrested in math lab bust


Memes,  Funny Spelling Fails,  Math Humor,  
    
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Memes,  New Latest Jokes 2015,  
    
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In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to be in a swimsuit on a highway unless she is being escorted by police, is injured, or if she is under 60lbs or over 200lbs.
In Kentucky it is illegal for a woman to be in a swimsuit on a highway unless she is being escorted by police, is injured, or if she is under 60lbs or over 200lbs.

Funny Facts,  Funny Laws,  
    
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If you expect UK football to compete in the SEC every year

You're gonna have a bad time
If you expect UK football to compete in the SEC every year

You're gonna have a bad time


Kentucky Jokes,  Football Meme,  South Park Memes,  
    
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I don't always watch the defending national champ lose in the first round of the nit

But when I do, It's the kentucky wildcats
I don't always watch the defending national champ lose in the first round of the nit

But when I do, It's the kentucky wildcats


Basketball Jokes For Kids,  Most Interesting Man In The World Meme (theme),  
    
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Hey girl,

Is it time for the Kentucky Derby? Because my heart is racing.
Hey girl,

Is it time for the Kentucky Derby? Because my heart is racing.


Ryan Gosling Meme,  Hey Girl (theme)  
    
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What is a Tennessee fans favorite whine?

We cant beat Kentucky.


Tennessee Volunteers Jokes,  Tennessee Jokes,  Jokes About Tennessee,  
    
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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin.


Jokes On Brothers,  Running Jokes,  Short Question Jokes  
    
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Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Kentucky?

All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.


Dna Helicase Joke,  No Teeth Jokes,  Funny Dental Jokes,  
    
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What do you call a room filled with 3 2 people from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.


Kentucky Jokes,  Kentucky State Jokes,  Hillbilly Teeth Jokes  
    
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Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Kentucky?

A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA


Kentucky Jokes,  Redneck Humor  
    
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Q: What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?

A: The funnel cake line at the Kentucky state fair.


Kentucky Jokes,  Insults,  Questions Jokes  
    
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Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Kentucky?

A: No one would look for them.


Ugly Girl Jokes,  Kentucky Jokes,  
    
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Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.


Kentucky Jokes,  Redneck Insults  
    
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Q: If you have a car containing a Wildcats wide receiver, a Wildcats linebacker, and a Wildcats defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.


College Jokes,  Sports Jokes  
    
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