Jokes About Kids

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What it feels like when your kid watches you sleep in the middle of the night
What it feels like when your kid watches you sleep in the middle of the night

Memes,  Creepy Jokes,  
    
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Kids walk around dabbing, this was my generations version of dabbing
Kids walk around dabbing, this was my generations version of dabbing

Memes,  Dab Jokes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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Kids that did this shit in school have a 150% chance of being in jail right now
Kids that did this shit in school have a 150% chance of being in jail right now

Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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*an argument in kindergarten*
"i hate you!"
"i hate you times 10!"
"i hate you times 100!"
"i hate you times a million!"
"i hate you times infinity!"
*everyone loses their *
*an argument in kindergarten*
"i hate you!"
"i hate you times 10!"
"i hate you times 100!"
"i hate you times a million!"
"i hate you times infinity!"
*everyone loses their *


Memes,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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when someone asks me when i'm going to have kids...
when someone asks me when i'm going to have kids...

Memes,  Middle Finger Jokes,  
    
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"I let my son wear this on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo... He didn't"
"I let my son wear this on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo... He didn't"

Memes,  Funny School Pictures,  Clothing Memes,  
    
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This kid is already living in 3017
This kid is already living in 3017

Memes,  Clever Images,  
    
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When you're just trying to sleep through the night, but your kid keeps coming in to talk to you
When you're just trying to sleep through the night, but your kid keeps coming in to talk to you

Memes,  Sleeping Jokes,  Funny Cat Images,  
    
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Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit.
Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit.

Memes,  Smart Jokes,  
    
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How I look at kids when they say they wish they were grown up
How I look at kids when they say they wish they were grown up

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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When she tells you she doesn't have any kids but when you go to hang your coat up...
When she tells you she doesn't have any kids but when you go to hang your coat up...

Memes,  Single Mom Memes,  Dating Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Get you someone who looks at you the way this little boy looks at potatoes
Get you someone who looks at you the way this little boy looks at potatoes

Memes,  Funny Relationship Advice,  Funny Love Advice,  
    
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Me 10 mins into babysitting: I love children. Can;t wait to be a parent one day

Me 11 mins into babysitting:
Me 10 mins into babysitting: I love children. Can;t wait to be a parent one day

Me 11 mins into babysitting:


Memes,  Babysitting Memes,  
    
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My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. it makes everyone uncomfortable.
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. it makes everyone uncomfortable.

Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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Kids during haircut be like
Kids during haircut be like

Memes,  Haircut Jokes,  
    
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