Jokes About Kids

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1 yr old son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly step forward].

Wife: Omg he just took his first steps!

Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he traveled.
1 yr old son: [picks up toy basketball and takes three wobbly step forward].

Wife: Omg he just took his first steps!

Me: [visibly upset] yeah but he traveled.


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Lil Nas X: "Can't nobody tell me nothiiiiing"

Every toddler around the globe: "I felt that"
Lil Nas X: "Can't nobody tell me nothiiiiing"

Every toddler around the globe: "I felt that"


Memes,  Song Jokes,  Bad Toddlers,  
    
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Unvaccinated kids after climbing out of the ball pit.
Unvaccinated kids after climbing out of the ball pit.

Memes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  Disease Jokes,  
    
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Me, at 5am watching my kids devour 40lbs of chocolate and dumb bubbles on the couch
Me, at 5am watching my kids devour 40lbs of chocolate and dumb bubbles on the couch

Memes,  Chocolate Jokes,  
    
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10 kids can pick up 5,000 eggs in a yard the size of a football field in 10 minutes

But it takes them 3 months to pick up 5 toys in small bedroom
10 kids can pick up 5,000 eggs in a yard the size of a football field in 10 minutes

But it takes them 3 months to pick up 5 toys in small bedroom


Memes,  Best Easter Jokes,  
    
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I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me
I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me

Memes,  Driving Jokes One Liners,  School Bus Jokes,  
    
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I want dogs to be allowed at more places and I want children under 8 to not me
I want dogs to be allowed at more places and I want children under 8 to not me

Memes,  Jokes About Dogs,  
    
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My family: When are you gone have some kids it about that time.

Me: Kkkkiiiiddddssss
My family: When are you gone have some kids it about that time.

Me: Kkkkiiiiddddssss


Memes,  Soulja Boy Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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I like having conversations with kids. Grownup never ask me what my third favorite reptile is
I like having conversations with kids. Grownup never ask me what my third favorite reptile is

Memes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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"Clean up all of the toys you see on the floor"

My kids:
"Clean up all of the toys you see on the floor"

My kids:


Memes,  Jokes About Children,  
    
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This is how lil kids cough
This is how lil kids cough

Memes,  Fun Cat Pictures,  
    
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I offer my kids %500 for every A on their report card. It sends the message that education is a priority in our household and it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright
I offer my kids %500 for every A on their report card. It sends the message that education is a priority in our household and it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright

Memes,  School And Education Jokes,  
    
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es be like "i got 4 kids jayden, brayden, kayden, & aiden" like   okayden
es be like "i got 4 kids jayden, brayden, kayden, & aiden" like okayden

Memes,  Name Jokes,  
    
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kids don't even say "dooky head" no more they just call you a
kids don't even say "dooky head" no more they just call you a

Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  
    
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My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."
My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."

Memes,  Parenting Jokes,  Parent Humor,  
    
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