Jokes About Lawyers

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Lawyer talking under his breath:

"Guiltypeople say what?"

Defendant: what?

Lawyer: no further questions your honor
Lawyer talking under his breath:

"Guiltypeople say what?"

Defendant: what?

Lawyer: no further questions your honor


Memes,  Court Jokes,  
    
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"We'll have to clean that out immediately... there's nothing dirtier than a lawyer bite."
"We'll have to clean that out immediately... there's nothing dirtier than a lawyer bite."

Doctor Jokes,  Lawsuit Jokes,  
    
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"Act of God? Not a problem - we sue God."
"Act of God? Not a problem - we sue God."

Lawsuit Jokes,  God Jokes,  God Humor,  
    
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Lawyers...

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Lawyers...

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.


Lawyers Jokes,  Movie Memes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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A lawyer is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.
A lawyer is someone who takes a lot of your money for helping you to take a little of someone else's money.

Best Lawyer Quotes,  Money Jokes,  Money Humor,  
    
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Dudes be like

Naw I didn't snitch I just got a good lawyer
Dudes be like

Naw I didn't snitch I just got a good lawyer


Memes,  Why You Always Lying Meme,  
    
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If your lawyer is wearing a suit that doesn't fit and talking on a flip phone you're going to jail
If your lawyer is wearing a suit that doesn't fit and talking on a flip phone you're going to jail

Funny Jokes,  Jail Jokes,  
    
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You cant arrest me my dad is a lawyer
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You cant arrest me my dad is a lawyer


Memes,  Uniform Jokes,  Rich People,  
    
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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.


Bus Jokes,  Riddle Jokes For Teenagers  
    
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Why did the lawyer leave the courtroom in his underwear?

He lost his law-suit.


Cool Jokes For Kids,  Court Room Jokes,  Court Jokes,  Lawsuit Jokes,  
    
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If god created everything, Then nothing created god

If god is all knowing, Then he knows nothing created him

God is atheist
If god created everything, Then nothing created god

If god is all knowing, Then he knows nothing created him

God is atheist


Funny Atheist Posters,  Atheist Humor  
    
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Why does people are still studying law in college?
In 3 years, lawyers won't exist anyore
Why does people are still studying law in college?
In 3 years, lawyers won't exist anyore


Funny Lawyer Quotes,  Movie Puns,  Back To The Future Meme  
    
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A good lawyer knows the law

A great lawyer knows the judge
A good lawyer knows the law

A great lawyer knows the judge


Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Judge Jokes  
    
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lawyers

the difference between a lawyer and a catfish is that one is a slimy, bottom dwelling, s sucker... and the other one is a fish
lawyers

the difference between a lawyer and a catfish is that one is a slimy, bottom dwelling, s sucker... and the other one is a fish


Funny Lawyer Quotes,  Fish Jokes One Liners,  
    
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